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[Guy Talk] Dealing with Morning Wood

Discussion in 'BBS Hangout' started by mazyar, Mar 26, 2009.

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  1. Bandwagoner

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    I just realized this thread was started only so the OP could hear about a bunch of dudes talk about their cranks.

    Disgusting.
     
    #21 Bandwagoner, Mar 26, 2009
  2. Cowboii

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    Tuck it under ur belt
     
    #22 Cowboii, Mar 26, 2009
  3. Rockets34Legend

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    mayzar = YoYao?
     
    #23 Rockets34Legend, Mar 26, 2009
  4. ima_drummer2k

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    Ironically, that's exactly what mazyar's "girlfriend" does...





    GOD, this just NEVER gets old!!
     
    #24 ima_drummer2k, Mar 26, 2009
  5. thegary

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    [​IMG]
     
    #25 thegary, Mar 26, 2009
  6. dntrwl

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    problem with that is it sticks out and creates a bulge. I usually think about Tom Selleck's legs, and sweaty dudes playing baseball to get rid of the morningwood, but that would probably just turn on OP.
     
    #26 dntrwl, Mar 26, 2009
  7. famicom

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    Just think of the Golden Girls in G-strings...
     
    #27 famicom, Mar 26, 2009
  8. SwoLy-D

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    I sense many a "that's what she said" potential in this thread... ohhhmmmm....

    Is the he-she that rejected you the night before at your work when you get there? If no, then what are you embarrassed about? :confused:

    I kid, sir. ;)

    Seriously, though, I don't get that AT WORK. I get like that in the morning, sir, but not AFTER that. It's gone. Seems like you're not "getting" enough. :eek: That's just MY OPINION, though.
     
    #28 SwoLy-D, Mar 26, 2009
  9. mazyar

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    The thing is that this has nothing to do with with being "randy" (i.e. turned on). Just because you're er*ct, doesn't mean you want to do it (all you guys should know that).

    I think the cause of morning wood in my case is that I don't get enough sleep at night. I wake up too early and don't go into my deep sleep (aka REM sleep), So by the time it's 8:00 am that's when my body reaches that stage.

    I'm getting no advice here, so I'll just go and buy some pleated pants to try to hide it.

    And yes I am surrounded by 95% men at work.
     
    #29 mazyar, Mar 26, 2009
  10. MoBalls

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    Tell her to turn around.
     
    #30 MoBalls, Mar 26, 2009
  11. Cannonball

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    Masturbate before you go to work. Simplest answer.
     
    #31 Cannonball, Mar 26, 2009
  12. alexcapone

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    Having a 3 hour erection 2 1/2 hours after waking up is not considered morning wood. You should see a doctor for that or possibly cosider becoming a day time p*rn star..
     
    #32 alexcapone, Mar 26, 2009
  13. Roxfan73

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    Fixed
     
    #33 Roxfan73, Mar 26, 2009
  14. RunninRaven

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    Somewhere along the line I missed when mayzar became a figure of ridicule on this BBS. I don't have the background on his story I guess. Just wanted to explain why I'm about to give a serious answer here instead of another tranny joke.

    I have the same thing happen to me, mayzar, although the timing is a bit different. I wake up in the same state every day at 4:45 am: soft and cursing life (or at least work). Usually about the time I arrive at work, which is 6:15-6:30 am, my morning wood has arrived. In my case I think it partly has to do with sitting down for 45-50 minutes during my commute. Because once I get out of my car and walk for a ways it starts to fade. If I park far enough away that early in the morning, I don't run into anyone before I arrive at the building and my monster has finished its salute.

    If you're getting yours while AT work, that's a different situation. I recommend telling everyone that its an optical illusion and your pants just look like they are shooting out at them.
     
    #34 RunninRaven, Mar 26, 2009
  15. justtxyank

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    Just stop looking at them.
     
    #35 justtxyank, Mar 26, 2009
  16. Angkor Wat

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    The only and best solution. Makes my day go smoother if you ask me. :D
     
    #36 Angkor Wat, Mar 26, 2009
  17. ima_drummer2k

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    http://bbs.clutchfans.net/showthread.php?t=162586

    Granted, it may not stand up to some of the great Hangout threads of the past, but it certainly is one of the better threads of 2009.

    Enjoy. :)
     
    #37 ima_drummer2k, Mar 26, 2009
  18. Invisible Fan

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    Yours or his?
     
    #38 Invisible Fan, Mar 26, 2009
  19. thegary

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    my suggestion would be to get a pet owl.
     
    #39 thegary, Mar 26, 2009
  20. King1

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    #40 King1, Mar 26, 2009
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