German tourist gets six years hard labour for oral sex

Didn't you say that you were the expert on Simpsons?

That was a famous line from the Cape Fear takeoff.

Sideshow Bob is at his parole hearing, and one of the parole board asks him about a tattoo he has that says, "Die, Bart, Die."

He says that it's German for "The, Bart, The." His response satisifies the board and one of them makes the comment that outlaw quoted, "No one who speaks German can be evil."

Great episode, BTW.

 

Poor guy .

He was receiving, by the way - read that in some German newspaper.

And I certainly agree whole-heartedly with that Simpsons reference .

 

Perhaps he DIDN'T WASH beforehand, thus the sentence!

 

That sucks.

 

"Well, I didn't think it was possible, but this both sucks AND blows."

 

Or he BLASTed OFF when he was not yet supposed to...

 

Man, there is some crazy **** goin' down in Zambia.

 

I don't understand how he got caught. Anyways, he will be someone's b!*ch in a Zambian prison. He who receives must also give.