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  1. Legend Killer

    Legend Killer Member

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    Kill Carlton
    Bang Paris Hilton
    Marry Tina Fey


    Karl Malone tea bag you OR get a " I heart Jazz" tatoo across your forhead
     
    #21 Legend Killer, May 27, 2008
  2. Pizza_Da_Hut

    Pizza_Da_Hut I put on pants for this?

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    Good work Randy Orton, jeez, I think I'd get the tat, Karl is one dirty character, I wouldn't risk going near those things.
     
    #22 Pizza_Da_Hut, May 27, 2008
  3. swilkins

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    Bang Fey, Marry Hilton (then divorce. I don't have to screw her), Kill Carlton (I love the guy, but I'm not going to bang him).

    Nair your nuts or go down on Mimi from Drew Carry?
     
    #23 swilkins, May 27, 2008
  4. Pizza_Da_Hut

    Pizza_Da_Hut I put on pants for this?

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    Nair, definitely.

    Eat nothing but Big Macs for 3 months, or have sex with her:
    [​IMG]
     
    #24 Pizza_Da_Hut, May 27, 2008
  5. swilkins

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    Damn. We're talking death here. Turn those lights down low and let the party begin.

    Paper cut or bite your tongue?
     
    #25 swilkins, May 27, 2008
  6. Pizza_Da_Hut

    Pizza_Da_Hut I put on pants for this?

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    Paper cut

    Drink Milk from Hillary Swanks breasts or have sex with Lindsey Lohan (mean girls, not now).
     
    #26 Pizza_Da_Hut, May 27, 2008
  7. Lil Pun

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    Lohan.


    Drink a cup of man juice or eat a 12 inch turd?
     
    #27 Lil Pun, May 27, 2008
  8. Pizza_Da_Hut

    Pizza_Da_Hut I put on pants for this?

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    can I put the turd in a sandwhich?
     
    #28 Pizza_Da_Hut, May 27, 2008
  9. v3.0

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    somehow the bread will mask the fecal taste?

    drink the...gawd you sicko



    See your mom naked or your dad?
     
    #29 v3.0, May 27, 2008
  10. Pizza_Da_Hut

    Pizza_Da_Hut I put on pants for this?

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    Dad, cause the images of my mom would make me sick, but my dad is nothing that you don't already see at the YMCA, i mean those old guys run around buck naked all the time it's disgusting but you build a tolerance to it.

    have sex with a pencil sharpener or stick four dry erase markers up your butt.
     
    #30 Pizza_Da_Hut, May 27, 2008
  11. g1184

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    We were playing this once and a choice was "have sex with a monkey." His response was "Wait, is it a girl monkey or a boy monkey?"

    we bust out laughing. [​IMG]
     
    #31 g1184, May 27, 2008
  12. The Real Shady

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    My penis is much too big for a pencil sharpener so this is not possible. I guess if it could though I'd go with erasers in the butt.

    Would you rather draft Vince Young or Reggie Bush?
     
    #32 The Real Shady, May 27, 2008
  13. moestavern19

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    Vince Young since his YPC is higher, meaning he's the better RB.



    Would you rather toss Ethan Suplee's salad or have Bill Gates anally assault you on pay-per-view with 1,000 dollars compensation.
     
    #33 moestavern19, May 27, 2008
  14. Hmm

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    Would you rather... have and keep a life of everlasting wealth, fame and a constant/endless supply of tawdry sexual run-ins with the most beautiful, perfectly endowed, well figured, tarts of the entire world...


    or trade it all for what might be considered a much more meek life.. of struggle.. of meager means..with no guarantees or constant.. other than your would be true love..
     
    #34 Hmm, May 27, 2008
  15. Pizza_Da_Hut

    Pizza_Da_Hut I put on pants for this?

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    sounds familiar?
    http://tbn0.google.com/images?q=tbn...wp-content/uploads/2007/06/the_family_man.jpg
     
    #35 Pizza_Da_Hut, May 27, 2008
  16. jello77

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    damn man give me the money and the well endowed females are you kidding? but dont tell don cheadle.

    would you rather go without sexual contact from another person for a year or take a 50% reduction in salary for a year?
     
    #36 jello77, May 27, 2008
  17. Pizza_Da_Hut

    Pizza_Da_Hut I put on pants for this?

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    I make nothing as is, so reduction.

    Would you rather be in a porno, or find out your ex was in porno.
     
    #37 Pizza_Da_Hut, May 27, 2008
  18. WhoMikeJames

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    Would you rather be pegged to death by small candy (like Skittles) or drown in Mayonnaise.
     
    #38 WhoMikeJames, May 27, 2008
  19. yuantian

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    find out my ex was in porno. dump her and move on to a girl with self respect.

    would you stick baseball bats in Sharon Stone's holes OR smack the **** out of Bjork?
     
    #39 yuantian, May 27, 2008
  20. Pizza_Da_Hut

    Pizza_Da_Hut I put on pants for this?

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    I'd rather smack the **** our of Bjork.

    Would you rather have Superman's powers, or the power to persuade anyone to do anything you say.

    Six away from greatness...
     
    #40 Pizza_Da_Hut, May 27, 2008
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