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Discussion in 'BBS Hangout' started by Phi83, Feb 15, 2006.

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  1. doboyz

    doboyz Member

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    Granted, but only if you had pink slippers.

    I wish I could turn into a tree.
     
    #121 doboyz, Feb 16, 2006
  2. Kyakko

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    granted but you get locked up in prison and can't turn it off.

    i wish the cable guy would have to wait for me tommorrow instead of vice versa.
     
    #122 Kyakko, Feb 16, 2006
  3. nyquil82

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    granted, but he comes over and assrapes you so hard you die from bloodloss.

    I wish this thread was taken more seriously.
     
    #123 nyquil82, Feb 16, 2006
  4. Rocketman95

    Rocketman95 Hangout Boy

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    Granted, but it's been moved to www.stickupyourass.com

    I wish I had wooden legs with real feet.
     
    #124 Rocketman95, Feb 16, 2006
  5. Phi83

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    Granted, Except that termites eat your legs, turning you into a defacto Mr Potato Head...

    I wish I knew the answers to all my questions!
     
    #125 Phi83, Feb 16, 2006
  6. Rocketman95

    Rocketman95 Hangout Boy

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    Granted. It's 3.

    I wish I knew how to train my dog how to bring me my beers.
     
    #126 Rocketman95, Feb 16, 2006
  7. Isabel

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    Granted. But he will take a few sips out of them himself every time.

    I wish I could make a living playing music.
     
    #127 Isabel, Feb 16, 2006
  8. Phi83

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    Granted, Expect you are consider a master armpit farting musician, you are able to Armpit Fart the National Anthem...

    I wish I could actual play a musical instrument!
     
    #128 Phi83, Feb 16, 2006
  9. cson

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    Granted but it's the bongos and you can only play w/ your balls.

    I wish I was a good dancer.
     
    #129 cson, Feb 16, 2006
  10. DCkid

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    Granted, you now make your living at a strip club with a big rainbow flag at the entrance.

    I wish I invented Napster.
     
    #130 DCkid, Feb 16, 2006
  11. pradaxpimp

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    granted, but now ur 5,000,000,000 dollars in debt.

    I wish goose didn't die.
     
    #131 pradaxpimp, Feb 16, 2006
  12. plcmts17

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    Granted. But the only music people can download is Isabel's armpit-farting music.

    I wish they could remake the movie "the three amigos" starring TJ,Basso and Bigtexx.
     
    #132 plcmts17, Feb 16, 2006
  13. Master Baiter

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    Granted but its the skin flute.
     
    #133 Master Baiter, Feb 16, 2006
  14. bnb

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    Granted. But now you have to watch it. Twice!

    I wish I could stop reading this thread
     
    #134 bnb, Feb 16, 2006
  15. Rocketman95

    Rocketman95 Hangout Boy

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    Granted, but the only other thread is "why do I find 400lb guys hot" started by BigSherv.
    ;)

    I wish I had a plate of Outback cheese fries in front of me
     
    #135 Rocketman95, Feb 16, 2006
  16. cson

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    Granted, your eyes are plucked out by rabid chimps.

    I wish that didn';t happen to you.
     
    #136 cson, Feb 16, 2006
  17. Rocketman95

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    Granted, but now he's reading this thread again.
     
    #137 Rocketman95, Feb 16, 2006
  18. bnb

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    True!!!

    I wish i were an oscar meyer weiner....
     
    #138 bnb, Feb 16, 2006
  19. Phi83

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    Poof, You are now Oscar Meyer the Truck Drivers wiener!

    I wish I would not be effected in any harmful way by any further wishes I make!
     
    #139 Phi83, Feb 16, 2006
  20. Rocketman95

    Rocketman95 Hangout Boy

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    Not granted.
     
    #140 Rocketman95, Feb 16, 2006
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