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Discussion in 'BBS Hangout' started by Phi83, Feb 15, 2006.

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  1. cwebbster

    cwebbster Member

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    granted, but you find out that its Aretha Franklins Bush instead,eeeek.

    I was I was like 6 foot 9....
     
    #81 cwebbster, Feb 15, 2006
  2. HaYnBoi

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    Granted, but the Texans do not win a game for the next 75 years.

    I wish that I had girls begging to do unspeakable things to me.
     
    #82 HaYnBoi, Feb 15, 2006
  3. Phi83

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    Granted, Your 6' 9", 230lbs, with a 2 inch penis... Ouch!

    I wish Cheney had shot his foot off!
     
    #83 Phi83, Feb 15, 2006
  4. Stone Cold Hakeem

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    Granted. But even so, you never get with Leoshi...and yes, she is still really fine.

    I wish U2 hadn't paid off the Grammy judges.
     
    #84 Stone Cold Hakeem, Feb 15, 2006
  5. Phi83

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    Granted, the Genii ponders and smiles... You wake up with a bunch of girls with 15 inch strap-ons standing around you, but you are bound in a Gimp Mask and Ball Gag....

    I wish I have a Corvette!
     
    #85 Phi83, Feb 15, 2006
  6. 3814

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    granted, but it's only a toy one.

    i wish i could be 100% healthy for at least 80 more years.
     
    #86 3814, Feb 15, 2006
  7. Lil Pun

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    Granted but you're dirt poor, homeless, and uneducated for the next 80 as well

    I wish the world was 100% peaceful.
     
    #87 Lil Pun, Feb 15, 2006
  8. Mr. Clutch

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    Granted, but everyone is dead except me.

    I wish there were dinasaurs again.
     
    #88 Mr. Clutch, Feb 15, 2006
  9. 3814

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    granted, but they are no longer "carnivores" or "herbivores"...only "Mr.Clutchivores."
     
    #89 3814, Feb 15, 2006
  10. AntiSonic

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    I wish 3814 made a wish for someone to grant.
     
    #90 AntiSonic, Feb 15, 2006
  11. DallasThomas

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    Granted - but he wished that you never wished for his wish in the first place and the space-time continuum is torn into pieces and Doc never makes it out of the Old West.

    I wish I was a little bar of soap.
     
    #91 DallasThomas, Feb 15, 2006
  12. Phi83

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    Poof, except you drop it in the shower at the YMCA, at that point you become a Gay Cowboy... Yee Hay

    I wish Anti-Sonic would make a wish as well!
     
    #92 Phi83, Feb 15, 2006
  13. pradaxpimp

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    granted, but your owner uses you to clean his crack and balls

    i wish for season tickets courtside to the rockets for the rest of my life.
     
    #93 pradaxpimp, Feb 15, 2006
  14. tolne57

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    Granted, but you only live until tomorrow morning.

    I wish that I will get a great raise in my next review.
     
    #94 tolne57, Feb 15, 2006
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    granted - but the only "raise" you get is from a leather-clad man named bubba.

    i wish the vancouver canucks would win the stanley cup this year, and the next, and the one after that.
     
    #95 3814, Feb 15, 2006
  16. arkoe

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    Granted, but you have to do their laundry for the rest of your life.

    I wish my headache would go away.
     
    #96 arkoe, Feb 15, 2006
  17. Phi83

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    Alakazzam! Your headache is gone, but you are bleeding from ass...

    I wish I was a Grizzly Bear!
     
    #97 Phi83, Feb 15, 2006
  18. pradaxpimp

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    granted, but are yogi bear's gay partner, boo boo

    i wish i was optimus prime.
     
    #98 pradaxpimp, Feb 15, 2006
  19. Major Malcontent

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    Granted but Megatron finally overpowers you and you are reduced to being a love slave for Starscream.


    I wish I was Natalie Portmans vibrator.
     
    #99 Major Malcontent, Feb 15, 2006
  20. FrontRowJoe

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    POOF! You are now Natalie Portman's vibrator...which she uses to assrape her transexual boyfriend, Levonne.

    I wish I had a nice laptop computer.
     
    #100 FrontRowJoe, Feb 15, 2006
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