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Discussion in 'BBS Hangout' started by Phi83, Feb 15, 2006.

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  1. Mulder

    Mulder Member

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    Granted, but you are Jim Morrison and are now worm food.

    I wish I were rich, b!tch!
     
    #21 Mulder, Feb 15, 2006
  2. The_Yoyo

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    Granted---but your six feet under

    I wish i had a time machine
     
    #22 The_Yoyo, Feb 15, 2006
  3. Phi83

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    Alkazzam, You have a 1967 Aston Martin DB6 owned by a mob boss, the moment you start it, it explodes.

    I wish I was the President of the United States
     
    #23 Phi83, Feb 15, 2006
  4. Phi83

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    Poof, your rich, but it was all in Enron Stock and Junk bonds and now you are more poor that when you started wishing.

    I wish I was a Bald Eagle!
     
    #24 Phi83, Feb 15, 2006
  5. cwebbster

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    Granted, but you have to watch two gay cowboys have sex from your perch on Brokeback Mountain!

    I wish I had a farm of hot latinas!
     
    #25 cwebbster, Feb 15, 2006
  6. nyquil82

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    POOF! but your VP is Trader_Jorge and the head of congress is andymoon.

    I wish that the rockets win in the finals for the next ten years.
     
    #26 nyquil82, Feb 15, 2006
  7. ths balla

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    Granted, but they'll be wearing those horrid pinstriped unis while doing so.

    i wish evrything i wished for came true
     
    #27 ths balla, Feb 15, 2006
  8. cwebbster

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    granted, your wish to spend a night with Rosie O'Donnel and lover is granted...

    I still wish I had a farm of hot latinas....
     
    #28 cwebbster, Feb 15, 2006
  9. FrontRowJoe

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    POOF! The Rockets franchise moves to Salt Lake City to replace the newly-relocated New Orleans Jazz, and win in the finals for the next ten years.

    I wish the Texans would trade David Carr for a decent linesman and draft Vince Young.
     
    #29 FrontRowJoe, Feb 15, 2006
  10. Phi83

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    Granted, but its the Harlem Rockets girls basketball team, but they are damn good!

    I wish I had a new computer...
     
    #30 Phi83, Feb 15, 2006
  11. Phi83

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    Granted, but the Genii's spanish sucks, so he turns you into a hot tamale.

    Edit: Damn Frontrowjoe beat me to it... (I wish the Texans would pick VY!)

    I wish the Astros would get Miguel Tejada!
     
    #31 Phi83, Feb 15, 2006
  12. pradaxpimp

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    granted, too bad your a homosexual nazi.

    I wish i had 3 arms.
     
    #32 pradaxpimp, Feb 15, 2006
  13. krosfyah

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    kapow. You have a brand new ant farm stocked with South American fire ants that escape and eat you in your sleep.

    I wish I didn't have a tummy ache.
     
    #33 krosfyah, Feb 15, 2006
  14. cwebbster

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    granted, your stomach is pumped after a night of Rod Stewart like activites

    I wish Stromile Swift would go to the Wizard, and be granted a brain....
     
    #34 cwebbster, Feb 15, 2006
  15. nyquil82

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    Granted, but the farm is actually a big fire pit where latinos get cooked...you become the next Hitler.
     
    #35 nyquil82, Feb 15, 2006
  16. cwebbster

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    granted, you develop genital herpes and your third arm falls off, UH OH!

    I wish The Simpsons would get a damn movie!
     
    #36 cwebbster, Feb 15, 2006
  17. reggietodd

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    Because your mother drank Abstinthe.
     
    #37 reggietodd, Feb 15, 2006
  18. Phi83

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    Akazamm, The Simpson get a movie, but it stars the olsen twins and barney...

    I wish I was ReggieTodd!
     
    #38 Phi83, Feb 15, 2006
  19. Uprising

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    Granted, but the truck delivering the film gets into an accident and burns up.

    I wish I could go back to my senior year of highschool.
     
    #39 Uprising, Feb 15, 2006
  20. Fatty FatBastard

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    Granted:

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    I wish I had a pony.
     
    #40 Fatty FatBastard, Feb 15, 2006
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