Galveston beach tested high for Fecal Bacteria!

Yall realize this happens all the time, right? Why would you want to swim there now anyway?

We've had lots of rain uprivers/bayous, so there's a lot of freshwater pouring into the Gulf. That, Plus hot weather, makes a perfect situation for bacteria to grow.

 

Duh! What ya think the fish are gonna hold it in?

 

Would be interesting if UTMB literally took a dump in the already gross Galveston waters...

 

https://m.facebook.com/cityofgalveston/posts/913862255342124

http://www.cityofgalveston.org/CivicAlerts/#254_SingleEntryView

much ado about nothing.

 

WE need to do something about this!

 

Evacuate Galveston!

 

First thing to know, is that when you go it floats up.

And the second thing to note, is that the Griswolds are coming!

 

Think about all the huge people in the country. Must be really hard to wipe well.

 

the poop helps dilute all the chemicals from the BP oil spill and its clean-up!