[Found] Snake in a Bathroom

I'm so glad I'm not the only one who thought of dirty jokes when I read the title.

 

Let's hear 'em. C'mon... give give.

 

Haha good joke!

 

That's so jelafied.

 

Wow...When I was about 15, I killed a 6 ft rattlesnake with my bb gun. 30 bbs to the head will do that. Luckily, it was cold, and it was very sluggish, but that snake became a nice skin.

I killed a 3 footer later that year.

My mom was out cuttin the grass in the cold and literally stepped over a 2 ft rattler. She was lucky it was cold, as it did not strike.

I found a few corral snakes as well out were I lived. The last one, I blew it's head off with a .22 pistol.

Snakes don't bother me much.

 

That's what I was thinking!

 

Yeah, I go hunting regularly in South Texas so rattlesnakes are nothing new to me. I've killed probably 3 or 4 myself with my shotgun or .22.

Snakes do scare me though. I really don't care if they are poisonous, they should die.

 

damn man put a freakin spoiler tag on tht..i dont want to see that crap.

 

wanna hear a clean joke?
a boy took a bath with bubbles



wanna hear a dirty joke?














Bubbles was the girl next door.