Given our great history of breaking stories here at ClutchFans.net, I believe it's high time that we make it official... so I'm calling for the formation of the Clutch Fans Bureau of Investigation (CFBI). We need to have a team of agents working around the clock, stalking all GMs and players, and listening in on phone conversations: @Clutch can run all operations from the headquarters in his secret basement: Meanwhile @BimaThug will pour over the CBA day and night, trying to find new loopholes: Here's @The Cat working all communications and brain washing propaganda: @cyberx, @Codman, and @ch44 are doing their undercover-agent thing: ASK NOT WHAT THE CLUTCHFANS CAN DO FOR YOU, ASK WHAT YOU CAN DO FOR THE CLUTCHFANS... ALL AGENTS ON DECK, IT'S TIME TO BREAK SOME STORIES. GO GO GO!!!!
I know where Daryl like to grab breakfast during the week. I’ll stock him to see if I can get a glimpse of his phone and snap a pic.
Can I be the guy who reads everyone's personal emails and text messages for no just reason? Just send the Harden accounts to me. Also, if you have more budget than you need, and find yourself having to create Task Forces for pet projects that have nothing to do with finding the truth, put me down for the Joint I.D.I.O.T. and Owner/Player Name Misspellings Task Force
Holler at the guys who hang out in the D&D forum. They used to use their CF Cyber Squad to "spy on" and intimidate those they disagreed with.
I can’t believe my anti doubter program was not included in this, even tangentially. You put in years of work and people forget it in one LeBron emoji post
Sure. I'll scout potential free agents on vacation in Mexico. Just send me some money for travel costs.
Good idea in principle, but I don't want all the juicy things in one spot and let some other team or agent bite some low hanging fruit. I rather people who love the team and the site continue to do what they do even if it's hidden in page 44. Much love to their work and passion.
