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DUKE POLL: SHOULD America invate the rest of Earth?!?!

Discussion in 'BBS Hangout' started by LHutz, Mar 5, 2001.

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  1. LHutz

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    DUKE spent the weekend THINKING, watching the TEEVEE and THINKING. Oh yes. And DUKE saw things happening ALL OVER the world, baaaaad things.

    Think about it?!??

    In Irack, they have that NUTBOWL Sodamm Hussane. YUOU KNOW he evil by that little mustache, only evil people have those (Hitler! STALEN! Bea Arthur!!!)

    In Poland, they are so DUMB that people make jokes about them!!

    AUSTRALA is overrun by kangeroos, shows how backwords they are. Getting conquered by kangeroos, hahahahaha DUKE laughs.

    FRANCE has such pore schools THEY CANNOT EVEN SPEAK NO ENGLIGH?!?! Losers.

    So DUKE was watching the Food Channel; and thinking of this and then it hit me like a big green wave wave of diareea. YOU KNOW what DUKE thought of?!!?

    Huh?

    Right.

    AMERICA THE BEAUTIFUL should INVADE the rest of the world! We could conqer them, subjugate them, and embellish them!!!! It would be good for us, and GOOD FOR THEM.

    SO DUKE wantrs to make sure you all agree? VOTE! VOTE! VOTE! give me money VOTE! VOTE!

    DUKE!


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    #1 LHutz, Mar 5, 2001
  2. Nomar

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    I agree, except for England. Those guys are all right. [​IMG]

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    #2 Nomar, Mar 5, 2001
  3. Pole

    Pole Houston Rockets--Tilman Fertitta's latest mess.

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    can we rape and pillage?

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    #3 Pole, Mar 5, 2001
  4. Pole

    Pole Houston Rockets--Tilman Fertitta's latest mess.

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    Oh yea.....and I want to burn things.


    then you'll get my vote.

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    #4 Pole, Mar 5, 2001
  5. ROXRAN

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    DUKE is DUKE, he has more stupid things to say on CC.net, than ZRB negative re-runs...

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    #5 ROXRAN, Mar 5, 2001
  6. BobFinn*

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    embellish? [​IMG]

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    #6 BobFinn*, Mar 5, 2001
  7. PhiSlammaJamma

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    I already tried this in RISK. It didn't go to well. Asia spreads you thin everytime. I tried a policy of isolationism the next time I played. I won.


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    #7 PhiSlammaJamma, Mar 5, 2001
  8. DaDakota

    DaDakota If you want to know, just ask!

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    We can't afford to take care of all those poor poeple in Asia, and Africa.

    Heck, we can't even take care of the poor people here.

    I would go for the conquer thing...but only in a video game.

    DaDakota

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    #8 DaDakota, Mar 5, 2001
  9. SamCassell

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    I say go for it! We just invate every other country in the world, do a little embellishing, and we're back home in time for Duke to take care of his "green wave" situation.

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    #9 SamCassell, Mar 5, 2001
  10. Timing

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    We can't invate the world! We can't even afford to pay for social security, who's going to pay to invate the world!?

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    #10 Timing, Mar 5, 2001
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    Yeah Bring it on Hutzy

    Me and my Kangaroos will defend Australia from the you and you army, which probably consists of school kids carrying guns.

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    #11 SmeggySmeg, Mar 5, 2001
  12. slcrocket

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    I only vote yes because Duke wants me to. [​IMG]

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    #12 slcrocket, Mar 5, 2001
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    And with that Clutchcity celebrates its first Pete Gillen quote. [​IMG]

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  14. Rockets R' Us

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    That would be a sweeeet game. [​IMG]


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    #14 Rockets R' Us, Mar 5, 2001
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    SMEG>>

    LOL.. school kids carrying guns. sadly true. but funny. [​IMG]

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  16. dc sports

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    DUKE, don't you realize that the rest of the world contains places like Arkansas and Canada? Do you really want to go there? [​IMG]

    Myself, I'd vote no, but I'm all for someone living their dream. Go for it! Let me know how things turn out.

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    #16 dc sports, Mar 6, 2001
  17. ZRB

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    HAY! DON maK Fon of ASTRALA! Dat my CUNTRY!

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    #17 ZRB, Mar 6, 2001
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