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DUKE has HELTH warning for all you!!!!

Discussion in 'BBS Hangout' started by LHutz, Feb 22, 2001.

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  1. LHutz

    LHutz Member

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    That is right, DUKE DUKE DUKE must WARN WARN WARN you about a helth risk I RECENTLY discovere!

    THose scientests think they are so smart, well next time you go to a SCIENCE PLACE and talk to them you can ask them DO THEY KNOW about the THEORUM OF DUKE? NooooOOOOOooo they do not because DUKE CREATED IT!

    HEre is it.

    There is a DIRECT LUNK between BRAIN DRAMMEGE and eating the END PIECE of a loaff of bread!!!

    AAAAAAAAGH!

    It is true!?! If you eat that crusty stanky old end crust piece YOU GET DAMMAGE in your brain. AND you may not know this but your BRAIN is a impotant organ in making your body do it's thing, like BREATH AND POOP AND EAT.

    Beware the end piece! DO NOT EAT THE END PIECE! There is no eascape.



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  2. heypartner

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    speaking of which, what does a brain fart mean?
     
  3. haven

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    I think that LHutz just had one, whatever it is [​IMG].

    Damn... and I've been enjoying the heels of bread loaves for years [​IMG].

    Any chance of recovery, Duke?


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  4. LHutz

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    No DEATH is inevamable I am afraid! GOODBYE HAVEN it been nice KNOWING you.

    DUKE's heart WILL GO ON!

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  5. mc mark

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    OMG!!!!

    We've had GWB posting on this board all along!

    Why oh why didn't someone make the connection sooner?

    The spelling should have given it away!



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  6. moestavern19

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    I guess we know why kids wont touch them .

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    Ever wonder what would happen if the first end piece made it all the way to the last end piece? What if there was a loaf of bread between them in the morning? Hmmm?

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    Kind of reminds me of Seinfeld when they only ate the muffin tops while they threw the stumps away. Not even the homeless would eat the stumps. I wonder if they would eat the ends of a loaf of bread? Hmm........ [​IMG]

    I guess not since it's bad for you.

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    This discussion is reall scaring me. [​IMG]

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  10. LHutz

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    You bunch of ITIOTS! DUKE is trying to HE:LP you and this is the REPONSE? You have turned a compleete 460 on this thread!!!!!

    RRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRR

    RRR!

    DUKE OF VIOLENT ANGERRR!
     
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    I had this nagging feeling that something was missing from this board, now I realize what it was.

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  12. dc sports

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    How many pieces did you eat?

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  13. DEANBCURTIS

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    I always knew there was something wrong with the end pieces, thanks for the tip dukemeister. [​IMG]

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    Incoherent Column Writer.

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  15. DaDakota

    DaDakota If you want to know, just ask!

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    I love this guy.

    DaDakota

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  16. Rockets R' Us

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    I HATE ENDS OF BREAD LOAVES!!!

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    Can someone give me the link to LHutz's famous rant.It was before my time here on the BBS.

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