That is right, DUKE DUKE DUKE must WARN WARN WARN you about a helth risk I RECENTLY discovere! THose scientests think they are so smart, well next time you go to a SCIENCE PLACE and talk to them you can ask them DO THEY KNOW about the THEORUM OF DUKE? NooooOOOOOooo they do not because DUKE CREATED IT! HEre is it. There is a DIRECT LUNK between BRAIN DRAMMEGE and eating the END PIECE of a loaff of bread!!! AAAAAAAAGH! It is true!?! If you eat that crusty stanky old end crust piece YOU GET DAMMAGE in your brain. AND you may not know this but your BRAIN is a impotant organ in making your body do it's thing, like BREATH AND POOP AND EAT. Beware the end piece! DO NOT EAT THE END PIECE! There is no eascape. ------------------ CARPE RECTUM: seize the recreation!!!!!
I think that LHutz just had one, whatever it is . Damn... and I've been enjoying the heels of bread loaves for years . Any chance of recovery, Duke? ------------------ Why is it that everytime BC defeats a major conference opponent, that opponent promptly goes on a losing streak? PS. Notre Dame sucks
No DEATH is inevamable I am afraid! GOODBYE HAVEN it been nice KNOWING you. DUKE's heart WILL GO ON! ------------------ CARPE RECTUM: seize the recreation!!!!!
OMG!!!! We've had GWB posting on this board all along! Why oh why didn't someone make the connection sooner? The spelling should have given it away! ------------------ Everything you do, effects everything that is.
Ever wonder what would happen if the first end piece made it all the way to the last end piece? What if there was a loaf of bread between them in the morning? Hmmm? ------------------ Behad Sergeant at Arms of the Clutch BBS
Kind of reminds me of Seinfeld when they only ate the muffin tops while they threw the stumps away. Not even the homeless would eat the stumps. I wonder if they would eat the ends of a loaf of bread? Hmm........ I guess not since it's bad for you. ------------------
You bunch of ITIOTS! DUKE is trying to HE:LP you and this is the REPONSE? You have turned a compleete 460 on this thread!!!!! RRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRR RRR! DUKE OF VIOLENT ANGERRR!
I had this nagging feeling that something was missing from this board, now I realize what it was. ------------------ The Rockets will be the NBA champions. Believe.
I always knew there was something wrong with the end pieces, thanks for the tip dukemeister. ------------------ Ceo of the Walt Williams fan club. Web site coming soon atheistalliance.org
I love this guy. DaDakota ------------------ If Mankind evolved from monkeys and apes, then why are there still monkeys and apes?
I HATE ENDS OF BREAD LOAVES!!! ------------------ Charles Barkley on TBS on the "fat track" poll: "What? 47% said I'd gain more.....why those.....they better be glad this is a family show."
Can someone give me the link to LHutz's famous rant.It was before my time here on the BBS. ------------------