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Drexlerisms.

Discussion in 'Houston Rockets: Game Action & Roster Moves' started by rofflesaurus, Nov 7, 2007.

  1. Misigns

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    "Penetration does a lot of great things"
     
  2. Dr of Dunk

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    Zach Lavine checks into the game for the TWolves...
    Worrell : "Well, here's the slam dunk champ ..."
    Clyde : "Uh oh .... Adam Levine."
    Worrell : "No, not Adam. Adam was singing last night on the Academy Awards"
    Clyde : "Maroooooooon 6!"
    Worrell : "Maroon.... did they add one?"

    Train wreck of a sequence ... lol
     
  3. Obito

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    Can't tell if he was joking with that one lol
     
  4. RedRising14

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    I remember he said the EXACT same thing twice yesterday in the span of about 5 mins. It was either about Wiggins being only 19 and referring to his height, or referring to Pekovic's size. I love our commentators though, just thought that was funny
     
  5. WhoMikeJames

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    "Joey Dorsey is impossible to box out"
     
  6. Dr of Dunk

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    There was the comment by Bill Worrell where he said former Rocket Jim Petersen played on one of those championship teams for Houston from the 70's. Wth? I hope he was joking, but nobody was laughing. lol.
     
  7. arno_ed

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    I think he said "from the finals team of the 70's " still not correct but a bit closer to the truth.
     
  8. linvetb6

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    this is what i heard as well.

    the marooon 6 conversation on air had me like wth? are they joking? but reading it today was hilarious
     
  9. rocketsballin

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    today's game
    they're playing a little bit of "you dont guard me, and i wont guard you"
     
  10. Fulgore

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    Lol classic Clyde
     
  11. Rockets34Legend

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    Such a dum****.
     
  12. vstexas09

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    My favorite was Bill was talking about counting in Spanish to Bull

    Bill: "Quatro, Cinco...."

    Clyde: "Cease"

    i busted out laughin
     
  13. thesonofsam

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    50 or so seconds to go and the Kings are down 6:

    Bill: Should the Kings go for three here or a quick two?
    Clyde: Gotta go for 3. They need two of them.

    This is seriously the best we can do for announcers?
     
  14. CDrex

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    "That's a blatant violation of not knowing the rules!" - Clyde on a dumb traveling call.
     
  15. Harrisment

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    I love Clyde, but man he is so bad on the broadcasts. I don't know why they refuse to just put Calvin back in his rightful chair next to Bill.
     
  16. Rocket2008

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    Called "his patent flopping move" (or something along those lines) on Cousins who was just standing outside the restricted area while Ariza I belive charged into him. Sure he fell down but it was clearly not a flop and Cousins known for falling down?
     
  17. count_dough-ku

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    I think there was around 1:22 left in the game and the Kings were down 6 or 7 points and they fouled the Rockets unintentionally, sending them to the line. Clyde criticized the Kings for waiting too long to foul because there was no time left.....with 1:22 remaining.
     
  18. sealclubber1016

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    I was in hysterics when I heard that.
     
  19. dram1

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    He kept on using his "nothing short of spectacular" line when describing Harden, Cousins, and even Steph Curry...."I just really enjoy watching..."
     
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    Ridiculous sequence last night when Bull was trying to determine if a Clear Path was 1 FT and the ball or 2 FTs and the ball. It went something like this.

    Bull: They're reviewing Clear Path Foul, which would be 1 FT and the ball for the Kings.
    Clyde: Exactly.
    Bull: Okay.... Looks like Clear Path Foul is actually 2 FTs and the ball.
    Clyde: That's right, exactly right.
    Bull: [after refs review] Looks like they will call it Clear Path Foul, so it will be 2 FTs and the ball for the Kings.
    Clyde: Yea, that's the right call.

    Clyde is a joke with no talent behind the mic.
     

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