Drexlerisms.

OT: but what the hell is with this "shanghai shake" nonsense. I realize Bill, Clyde and matt want to give Yao a pet move but any time Yao breathes on the post they label it "Shanghai shake." Basically any time he scores on the low post is probably a shanghai shake.

It's getting really annoying.

 

Oh man. Hilarious.

 

"heat check" spread like Ebola. Everytime someone shoots twice in a row all I hear is "thats a heat check", "heat check this, heat check that". I think Bullard started it but now Drexler and even Worrell are killing me.

Also I realize Drexler doesn't answer his phone. Okay... I get it...

 

Okay, to be fair, I would rather have him than some of those other band-wagon commentators. Plus he's probably the most humble, nice, guy you'll find, albeit foolish sometimes.

Anyways here's one:

After Yao had just dunked the ball (this was during the Blazers game)

Clyde: "Wait, can he even get over the rim?"

Bill Worrel: ".....(silence) Of course....he just dunked it!"

Clyde:"Ha ha ha ha .....you're so right" (in a Keanu Reaves voice in Bill & Ted's)------kidding this is just my fantasy filler

Poor guy

 

I love Clyde Drexler. He is like a grandpa and he makes me smile. ^_^

 

my favorite was during a game last year when they had like the panda express upcoming schedule graphic on and clyde was laughing hard.

BW: Whats so funny clyde?
CD: I had chinese food last night!


my roommate and i could not stop laughing at that for hours, kept rewinding and replaying that.

 

Thank god he was a good basketball player. Imagine him teaching our kids

 

haha... i posted this quote last year in the drexlerisms thread...clyde actually said "Well, I like chinese food, so...."

 

I know this thread is for pure ****s and giggles... but I'm truly concerned about the young Rocket fans currently in their formative years, who think Drexler is actually a smart/informed color man.

We're raising a bunch of moron Rocket fans with his idiotic commentary.

 

"He does bring a lot of tangibles to the table."

 

"he could be a starter for most NBA frachises"

 

I coined the phrase "drexlerism" in my sig. I rule.

 

"The great wall is a great wall" before the Portland game

 

hahahaha this thread should be stickied

 

I actually don't get a chance to hear clyde that much since I'm at the home games, but I caught the re-broadcast of the blazers game and that "psycho-analysis" crap was funny....not because Clyde didn't know what it was called, but more so because psychoanalysis had NOTHING to do with what Bonzi did......AT ALL........... lol.....

 

Clyde is too cute...

You know is true

 

Okay... I am going to have to defend Clyde. I only started listening to him this year since I go to my friend's house to watch NBA, but this was a class line from the Blazers game:

After someone (I think Aldridge) traveled:

Clyde: Pack your bags kid because your traveling!!!

HAHAHAHAHa. That is great!

 

You all forgot his famous line "Mouse in da house"

 

"Smush Parker is no walkover, he's an all-star caliber point guard playing with the best player in the world."

"The _____ are playing STELLAR defense"