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Drexler mention in Battier article about taking charges.

Discussion in 'Houston Rockets: Game Action & Roster Moves' started by icrnk, Sep 13, 2011.

  1. icrnk

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    http://sports.yahoo.com/nba/blog/ba...t=AiLQSlMRfRlZe1VC.eKyPsKLvLYF?urn=nba-wp8278

    Since his days at Duke, swingman Shane Battier(notes) has been widely considered to be one of the best players in basketball history at taking a charge. It's the defining skill of his game, a talent he's honed and crafted over more than a decade to help make him a valued contributor of several playoff teams. No one understands the charge better than Battier -- he's an expert on the play in the same way that J.R. Smith(notes) is a distinguished professor in the discipline of questionable 3-pointer studies.

    It stands to reason that Battier would know which players are especially tough to handle in a charge-taking situation. So pay attention to this response in an interview with Jonathan Abrams for Grantland (via TBJ):

    Grantland: Who is the toughest guy in the league to take a charge on?

    Battier: "The toughest guy is probably Dwyane Wade(notes) because he probably has the best Euro-step, so he can avoid contact pretty well to avoid the charge and make it a blocking call. But the most painful is probably LeBron in the open court, which I don't try to do too often. I think I'm the only person — and this is a badge of honor or a sign of stupidity, I don't know which one — to take a charge from Yao Ming(notes) and Shaq in the open court and live to tell about it. A charge from Shaq on a fast break my rookie year and it was the dumbest thing I ever did in my entire life."

    There you have it: Wade avoids charges the best, while LeBron makes taking one an uncomfortable experience. Nothing's shocking, but no one ever said answers to reasonable questions had to surprise you.

    However, things get a little more interesting when dealing with the entirety of NBA history. For instance, did you know that Patrick Ewing made charges incredibly difficult due to his natural defense mechanism of sweating more than anyone in the league? Or that Clyde Drexler made any form of contact unspeakably gross by covering himself in chicken grease before games? These are crazy (but entirely true!) facts of NBA basketball. Read about them at your local library.
     
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    There is a certain level of awesome attributable to going that far to make your point.

    If you lose your sense of smell, go the skunk juice route!
     
  3. REEKO_HTOWN

    REEKO_HTOWN I'm Rich Biiiiaaatch!

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    So he has to do it with chicken grease, not butter, not canola oil. Chicken grease. #Iamjustsaying.


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  5. DonnyMost

    DonnyMost be kind. be brave.
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    That why he's a consummate professional.
     
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    it was seal oil....baby seal oil, to be exact.
     
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    Bwwaaahahahahahaa!

    Fell off the chair.
     
  8. napalm06

    napalm06 Huge Flopping Fan

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    Speaking of Battier,

    I was confronted by a group of Jazz fans (I live near Salt Lake right now) about Battier's comments about exaggerating contact and selling contact.

    I almost died of irony inhalation.

    The Drexler fact is almost too crazy to believe.
     
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    5 stars for potential of Drexler jokes.
     
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    Huh. I'd have guessed barbecue sauce.
     
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    I use the Patrick Ewing strategy in local pickup games when I play in the post. For the most part, nobody really wants to body up a guy with an entirely soaked shirt.
     
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    Could be worse. Could be Crisco, Bardol, Vagisil...
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    ...or snot.
     
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    Yeah. I hate when someone touches me and leaves a puddle on me.
     
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    this is why i never take a shower.

    easy path to the basket every time :cool:
     
  15. pkothari1013

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    hahahaha, nice. I guess we know now what Drexler did... night in and night out. Sorry, it had to be said :p
     
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    haha nice, beat me to it
     
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    And all these years I thought that Mike Dunleavy was The Chicken Man!
     
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    Oh. So that was the purpose of him clubbing them.
     
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    Can anybody else confirm that's true? Because I'm about to tick Drexler off my All-Time Greats list.
     
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