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Donald Rumsfeld Wierdness Caption Game

Discussion in 'BBS Hangout' started by mr_oily, Dec 6, 2001.

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  1. mr_oily

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    Did a search in Yahoo News and these two were among the group of thumbnails almost right after each other (I think one other photo was in between them)
    Whaaa!?:confused:
    [​IMG][​IMG]
     
    #1 mr_oily, Dec 6, 2001
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    Earlier today, Donald Rumsfield was asked if he could reconstruct the Pentagon from memory.
     
    #2 Achebe, Dec 6, 2001
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    Looks like a Sammy Hagar thing....
     
    #3 rockHEAD, Dec 7, 2001
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    The itsy bitsy spider crawled up the water spout . . .
     
    #4 Vengeance, Dec 7, 2001
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    At a press conference earlier today Donald Rumsfeld showed reporters how the military has been instructed to defend themselves against bio-weapons. He stated that, this defensive posture would, quote "save lives". He also stated, that all military personnel had been outfitted, with protective hand armor shown in the photo on the right.

    -Fox News
     
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    "Donald Rumsfield demonstrates how Americans should defend themselves just in case the planned missile defense system fails."
     
    #6 haven, Dec 7, 2001
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    Donald Rumsfeld staged a press conference today to tell everyone he is open. Unfortunately Peyton Manning was sacked and injured upon notice.
     
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    DEANBCURTIS,

    Umm, you been drinking again?
     
    #8 DREAMer, Dec 7, 2001
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    Wow, concrete evidence that listening to Men at Work and posting don't mix.
     
    #9 DEANBCURTIS, Dec 7, 2001
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    Yep. You caught me. Red Handed.
     
    #10 PhiSlammaJamma, Dec 7, 2001
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    Mr. Rumsfield demonstrates how hand size has a direct correlation to girth.
     
    #11 mr_gootan, Dec 7, 2001
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    This, "The five sides" will protect us from all evil. We have the Army, Navy, AirForce and Marines furiously doing "the five sides" night and day in an attempt to win the war on over evil....
    Everyone together..."the fiiiiiiiiiiiiive, siiiiiiiiiiiiiiides"
     
    #12 mr_oily, Dec 7, 2001
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    Donald: "I can make a penty-gawn wif my wittle hands, look Mommy"
     
    #13 rockHEAD, Dec 7, 2001
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    If I get my hands on Osama I will give him the Diamond Cutter, he will never see it coming.
     
    #14 Master Baiter, Dec 7, 2001
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