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Could I be charged with indecent exposer?

Discussion in 'BBS Hangout' started by CCorn, Oct 14, 2014.

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  1. K-Low_4_Prez

    K-Low_4_Prez Member

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    I'm pretty sure you can jerk off in your house without fear of persecution.
     
    #21 K-Low_4_Prez, Oct 14, 2014
  2. hotballa

    hotballa Contributing Member

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    I dont care about the jerking off thing, I'm just annoyed that you clearly missed an opportunity to ask "who let the dogs out" followed by a minute of awkward barking that slowly dies out as you realize you're jerking off while doing this.
     
    #22 hotballa, Oct 14, 2014
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  3. CCorn

    CCorn Member

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    She's like 70. I've helped her move furniture before. Probably won't be doing that again.
     
    #23 CCorn, Oct 14, 2014
  4. Junkyard_Dog

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    ^Lmao, this put the weirdest image in my head
     
    #24 Junkyard_Dog, Oct 14, 2014
  5. Falcons Talon

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    LMFAO!!!! This just got better!
     
    #25 Falcons Talon, Oct 14, 2014
  6. bongman

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    Is she wearing removable dentures?
     
    #26 bongman, Oct 14, 2014
  7. fallenphoenix

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    she's lucky she didn't get shot when he got off
     
    #27 fallenphoenix, Oct 14, 2014
  8. CCorn

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    It was a mood killer. I had to get up, lock the door, then go find a new video.
     
    #28 CCorn, Oct 14, 2014
  9. jayhow92

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    Depending on how big your dick is, she'll probably be calling you over more often.
     
    #29 jayhow92, Oct 14, 2014
  10. bongman

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    She look like this?

    [​IMG]
     
    #30 bongman, Oct 14, 2014
  11. TheMystery008

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    Trololololololol

    Thread went from epic to :rolleyes:
     
    #31 TheMystery008, Oct 14, 2014
  12. Panda23

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    yeah he was masturbating
     
    #32 Panda23, Oct 14, 2014
  13. sugrlndkid

    sugrlndkid Member

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    GILF??? Pics or it didnt happen...:)
     
    #33 sugrlndkid, Oct 14, 2014
  14. The Captain

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    ex·pose verb \ik-ˈspōz\

    Noun[edit]. exposer (plural exposers). One who exposes

    : to leave (something) without covering or protection

    : to cause (someone) to experience something or to be influenced or affected by something

    : to reveal (something hidden, dishonest, etc.)​

    I see what you're up to here. What did she do next?

    [​IMG]
     
    #34 The Captain, Oct 14, 2014
  15. Two Sandwiches

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    Don't worry.

    She will be over at the same time tomorrow morning asking to borrow your cream.


    /rimshot
     
    #35 Two Sandwiches, Oct 14, 2014
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  16. Phillyrocket

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    LMAO did she scream or just turn around and walk away?:p
     
    #36 Phillyrocket, Oct 14, 2014
  17. Juxtaposed Jolt

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    Thread went from "this is totes the start of a promo. Popcorn.gif" to "Eww, that's someone's grandma. :( "
     
    #37 Juxtaposed Jolt, Oct 14, 2014
  18. Juxtaposed Jolt

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    lol *porno. not promo.
     
    #38 Juxtaposed Jolt, Oct 14, 2014
  19. Rashmon

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    She'll be back...
    [​IMG]
     
    #39 Rashmon, Oct 14, 2014
  20. Surfguy

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    "That's hot!" - Paris Hilton

    Offer her a fapacino...and make out...err...up.
     
    #40 Surfguy, Oct 14, 2014
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