ClutchFans Game Thread: Rockets @ Spurs 3/8/2026

oh no, guaranteed loss tonight

 

So like 4 minutes into the game then?

 

So when can we expect that buyout point guard to show up? Because so far I ain’t seen him….

 

Just no reason to be starting both Tari and Bari after the way Reed has been playing

 

Franchise Player™ trying to lock in and Jeff wants to be goofy.

If Reed has a bad game, I’m blaming Jeff Green & Udoka.

Spoiler

 

Reed's body language wasn't good. Rockets need a body language coach

 

Bouta watch this on Telemundo...

 

I knew Victor Wembanyama when he was Ralph Sampson.

 

How come lenny kravitz doesn't age?

 

International Women's Day? Alpe about to go crazy in this b****

 

Vampire?

 

I’m genuinely scared to watch this game. Please Rockets, don’t let me down.

 

Victor Widows-Peak-a-yama.

 

what could go wrong? we fall behind by 15 points and put Reed in halfway through the first quarter. Game planning works.

 

im gonna enjoy watching Clint school Wemby!

Go Rox!
122-117

 

@Reeko the crowd late arriving in san antonio.

 

hey here's an idea . . . we should trade for Wemby. What do you think it would take? Holiday and a couple of firsts?

 

Aite that twilight zone Wemby hype video was sick ngl. Now do Reed.

 

Just flipping start reed

 

I could go to Walmart and come out fresher looking than that. Are the players getting paid to look ridiculous by designers? Otherwise, why embarrass yourself publicly like that?