ClutchFans Game Thread: Pelicans @ Rockets 3/13/2026

Who’s gonna report me?

 

No. It makes victories all the more sweeter.

not sure how this fan base went from twenty wins to a playoff team overnight and now get cranky because we do not dominate the west.

in reality, it’s the psychological effect of acquiring one of the greatest players of all time. All that was a move to compete on two different timelines. Not something to get angry over if you are not first or second in the west with a month left to go in the season.

There is one thing that is Udokers fault. The fact we became competitive the moment he walked through the door.

 

The anti-Udokers from the dark parts of the wooded hills

 

They have big forwards. Jabari is gonna have a bad game.

 

from Appalachia

 

There is no anti-Udokerism in the hills of Appalachia. I believe anti-Udokerism is an urban phenomena, most likely from places such as Austin or San Antonio

 

Better, drink every time he complains to refs

 

Drink every time Şengün drinks (he drinks all the time)

 

both of those will work for the Ime Udoka St. Patty's Day Week Avatar Challenge.

 

Yeah, we getting LIT

 

you just know in that game Alpi be all like



and

 

I love a bit of team building, I'm in.

 

Imagine if you had to do a shot for every single finger twirl rotation? It might be a bit too British that level of binge drinking tbh haha

 

So are you happy if we are the 6th or 7th seed? Is that acceptable to you? Are you satisfied with Sengun’s regression? Are you happy with his rotations? Or is it just that Ime is better than Silas?

 

I told my wife to make me spaghetti and add Parmesan cheese instead of cheddar cheese in honor of @sirjesse game plates.

This is my first time with parm cheese.