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Discussion in 'Houston Rockets: Game Action & Roster Moves' started by jogo, Nov 9, 2015.

  1. alethios

    alethios Member

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    I am saddened by this post :(:(:(:(
     
  2. rocketsballin

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    lets be frank here. since last season, ariza has enough bricks to cover for all of jordan's bricks in his entire career
     
  3. Marteen

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    I am honored to be here after losses, because I know I'm gonna read valuable insight on the team from a majority of users here.
     
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  4. zeeshan2

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    I wish morey had traded away all his picks and gave out terrible contracts
     
  5. BamBam

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    ^^^^^


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    Aren't you clever!!! ... :rolleyes:
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  6. Plowman

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    I never tire of special nuggets like this...just can't get enough..I'm so glad our innocent/quaint medieval village has been swept away with technology/society...It used to be like putting on my ancient/comfortable/light Reebok high tops. But, now, one never knows what will happen...so exciting, and such original/colorful language...quick draw ambushes...kind of reminiscent of the old West now. After 20 years, I couldn't be happier about how things turned out here.
    Who says you can't come home?
    I love you all sooooo much.
     
  7. zeeshan2

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    Royce White was an amazing draft pick
     
  8. heypartner

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    Are you being sarcastic?

    And just to put this into perspective...In preparation for VII, I've watched Star Wars 1, 2 , 3 and 5 in the last week.

    Sarcastic me ,,, I consider.

    And all these years, y'all wonder why I use the weird ,,, cadence in my talk. Now you know,,,it's the Yoda cadence...mmm
     
  9. Sweet Lou 4 2

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    James Harden is so out of shape - just another lazy star who got player of the week.
     
  10. MadMaxwell

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    Derek Fisher would've lead us to our 3rd championship if the Rockets didn't buy him out....that one still hurts
     
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  11. amaru

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    The Rockets don't need to acquire a PF if they want to have any chance at winning a title this season.
     
  12. Roxfreak724

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    This isn't the thread Clutchfans and the GARM deserves, but the one it needs right now...
     
  13. acsorelle4

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    Finally, a useful thread.

    (Am I doing this right?)





    Also, none of the following quoted verbal turds are sarcasm:
     
  14. mdoggnic

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    The Rockets may have a pretty good history of big men, but it pales in comparison to the history of point guards.
     
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  16. Roc Paint

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    I love LOF's
     
  17. SemisolidSnake

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    This is the best idea for and implementation of a thread there's ever been.
     
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    :grin::grin::grin::grin::grin::grin::grin:
     
  19. rocketsballin

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    speaking of lofs, i just saw one the other day on realgm. swell fellow. we exchanged pleasantries and whatnot. i hope lin does well with the hornets. love his new hair.
     
  20. Roc Paint

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    Don't speak!
     

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