<><>Clutch City Returns<><> a Houston Rockets franchise by tmac2therack

WhoMikeJames · Jul 29, 2008

moestavern19 said:

now we add this little snippet, and voila!... REALISTIC!

ROCKETS GM MOREY TO STEP DOWN.

HOUSTON (AP) -- In an absolutely baffling turn of events, the Houston Rockets have changed General Managers during one of the more bizarre press conferences in recent sports history.

Daryl Morey, considered one of the smartest people to ever work in his field, called an emergency press conference today to announce his abrupt retirement.

"First of all I would like to thank the Alexander family for giving me this great opportunity, and the fans of the city of Houston. I have enjoyed my stay here on Earth but now I must return to my home planet of Mercuron 4"

Morey then proceeded to explain that he was not actually human, but an alien cyborg with super intelligence. "Even my name is not what it seems" Morey went on to say, then shocking many members of the press by ripping an article of flesh off his neck to reveal a decal which read "D.A.R.Y.L.M.O.R.E.Y"

When asked what the acronym meant, Morey casually stated "Data Analyzing Robotic Youth Lifeform, Modified from Original, Reanimated for Extra Years."

One member of the press asked "Wait... D.A.R.Y.L? Wasn't that some bad 80's movie?" but his question was never addressed.

Morey was mostly calm and collected throughout the ordeal, the same characteristics he displayed in his stay with the Rockets.

"It is true, I am not human, but I have enjoyed pretending to exist as one." he said, while still showing no emotion whatsoever.

Rockets owner Leslie Alexander added "We have been more than happy to have Daryl here as our GM, I will miss his never-failing allegiance, his attention to detail, and most of all his 200TB internal memory. But we are excited with who we have brought in as his replacement."

And with that the press conference shifted focus and had somehow become that much more bizarre.

In what is sure to be considered a highly questionable move, Alexander introduced a young man named "tmac2therack", who had been sitting next to him the entire time.

The young kid who had been sitting quietly by Alexander throughout the day and was assumed by many to be a male prostitute, was then introduced as the newest GM of the Houston Rockets.

"We realize tmac2therack has little experience..." said Alexander, "but his track record in NBA2k8 is stellar, and he made a lot of good decisions, we feel he has what it takes to became a solid NBA General Manager, even if he did go to Baylor."

"I'd like to thank Mr. Alexander for this great opportunity, I will do my best to lead the Rockets to glory" said tmac2therack, who then added he would be making all future decisions based on video game simulation.

The Rockets open training camp in October.

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I just found this thread and this is the best thing I've read in a long time. ****ing hilarious.

ClutchCityReturns · Jul 29, 2008

mazyar said:

ClutchCityReturns, you have disappointed me deeply.
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Don't drag my name into this!

mazyar · Jul 29, 2008

ClutchCityReturns said:

Don't drag my name into this!
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Wait! Wasn't this thread all about you? So, you're telling me you had nothing to do with all of these people complaining?

BmwM3 · Jul 29, 2008

mazyar said:

Wait! Wasn't this thread all about you? So, you're telling me you had nothing to do with all of these people complaining?
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Ummm the OP is tmac2therack.

WhoMikeJames · Aug 16, 2008

WTF Happened tmac2therack? I guess his 360 broke...

DudeWah · Aug 16, 2008

WhoMikeJames said:

WTF Happened tmac2therack? I guess his 360 broke...
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