Chron: Rockets can't wait for Yao to join mix/ Final approval expected after Monday

Rockets2K · Oct 11, 2002

Originally posted by ROXTXIA
I hope Yao doesn't steal Steve's thunder off the court, too!

Yao and some of the Rockets hit the clubs, round about, say, January:

Yao: Ladies, ladies, there's more than enough Yao to go around. Looks like ya'll are hungry for some Chinese food, hunh?

(honeys laugh)

Yao: Look over here, if ya'll like Asian food, how about some Rice?

Glen: (smiling) No way, man, I'm married. In fact, I gotta go home, you guys are gonna get me in trouble. (Glen leaves)

Yao: Sorry, ladies, we're out of Rice. So how 'bout some soul food instead? (points at Steve, Cat, and Mooch) Work'em like a plate of ribs, ladies!

(honeys laugh)

Cat: Hey, Yao, you're all right.

Yao: Do I hook my brothas up or what?

Cat: (to Steve and Boki) And everyone was worried Yao would need time to fit in.

Boki: Maybe you should have let me teach him English. "Ya'll?" "Hook my brothas up?"

Mooch: No, we can't let him speak that White Geek English, he'd sound all jacked up.

Steve: (shaking his head in disbelief) Man, Yao gets more a$$ than the Compaq Center.

Mooch: Steve, a monk gets more a$$ than Compaq.

Steve: You know what I mean. Yao ain't never gonna wanna go home.
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I apologize for bringin this back up, but I just saw it and it's friggin hilarious!! Thanx Roxtxia! I needed a good laugh this mornin..

bigboymumu · Oct 11, 2002

You guys are hilarious.

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