Christian Wood ( bill , matt , and clyde version )

I bet Craig Ackerman will have some good ones too

 

There's plenty of innocent jokes to be made with it, too.

"My god, that was a nasty finish. Who would do such a thing???"

"... Christian Wood."



Plus, y'know, a couple lame jokes about what a christian would do I'm sure.

 

There's a bad religion joke in there somewhere

 

When Wood hits a three, Matt and Craig will shout "Boi-oi-oi-oi-oing!" When he slams it, they'll scream "boner jams!" or "boner alert!"

When Wood comes back from a rest and has lots of energy or makes a quick positive play, Bill will say "somebody call Joel Osteen ,we've got a born again Christian out there, fellas!"

When Wood has a mismatch in the paint with a small guard, Clyde will say "you better knock on Wood, because he's got a mouse in the house! Hehehehe."