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Discussion in 'BBS Hangout' started by Fatty FatBastard, Oct 10, 2009.

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Fatty FatBastard said:

I decided to call a former Texans cheerleader "Mrs. Butterworth" because she wasn't bringing me beer quickly enough.
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This one is better than the little girl one! You need to come up with some for your haters in the forums, you're good at it.

#81 Mr. Clutch, Oct 12, 2009

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Ronny said:

LOL guys guys. I was at the country club with Chauncey and we were discussing the significance of the Veuve Poignant wine.

I was telling him how the richness came from the redness of the grapes. He, being an idiot, said it had to do with other things like the aging process. There was this delightfully saucy woman near us, about 5'4, 320 pounds, grey hair, thick rim glasses, hairy legs that a pantyhose couldn't hide, who happened to overhear us and started laughing.

She obviously thought I was a riot and devilishly handsome.

So I went over to her, and said, "This wine isn't the only thing that ages well over time!" And I proceeded to insert my fingers into her ***.

She loved it so much she had security escort me out.

Ah yes, I'm a charmer. With my big white robe and imaginary cigar. Watch and learn kids, watch and learn.
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ROFL

Repped Man.

This kind of random humor is like crack to me.

#82 Rox_fan_here, Oct 12, 2009
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I say we keep this thread alive until the debate.

#83 BEAT LA, Oct 12, 2009
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Fatty FatBastard said:

I can guarantee if RM95 (Vinsanity) stopped ragging on folx it would be different.
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do what?

#84 Rocketman95, Oct 12, 2009
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I thought long and hard about a reply here.

Do I try to make peace?

Do I double up Groogrux's confusion in the post, above -- because I didn't get that either???

Do I attempt to point out the good in both Batman and FFB?

But...after careful thought, I just want to say:

that's no moon.

#85 MadMax, Oct 12, 2009
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MadMax said:

that's no moon.
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#86 moestavern19, Oct 12, 2009
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MadMax said:

I thought long and hard about a reply here.

Do I try to make peace?

Do I double up Groogrux's confusion in the post, above -- because I didn't get that either???

Do I attempt to point out the good in both Batman and FFB?

But...after careful thought, I just want to say:

that's no moon.
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#87 kpsta, Oct 12, 2009

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MadMax said:

I thought long and hard about a reply here.

Do I try to make peace?

Do I double up Groogrux's confusion in the post, above -- because I didn't get that either???

Do I attempt to point out the good in both Batman and FFB?

But...after careful thought, I just want to say:

that's no moon.
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All the while condoning this crap between FFB and BJ. (nothing personal Max...your post seems like a good jumping off point for my rant). Every time a particular poster say anything, crap comes out of the walls, destroying a thread.

As far as I'm concern, the hate shown on this board is over powering sometimes.

(and you wonder why the world is the way it is)

#88 RocketRaccoon, Oct 12, 2009
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RocketRaccoon said:

All the while condoning this crap between FFB and BJ. (nothing personal Max...your post seems like a good jumping off point for my rant). Every time a particular poster say anything, crap comes out of the walls, destroying a thread.

As far as I'm concern, the hate shown on this board is over powering sometimes.

(and you wonder why the world is the way it is)
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wow, i did not see that coming at all. these guys are adults...i'm not condoning anything. i might be trying to divert from it, though.

#89 MadMax, Oct 12, 2009
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You're right.

We destroyed a perfectly cromulent thread.

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wow, i did not see that coming at all.
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THE CAVE IS COLLAPSING!

#90 moestavern19, Oct 12, 2009
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my vision for clutchfans.

#91 MadMax, Oct 12, 2009

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Fatty FatBastard said:

If none of you understand the vitriol I have with those I disagree with, you're not paying attention.

I decided to call a former Texans cheerleader "Mrs. Butterworth" because she wasn't bringing me beer quickly enough.

Ultimately, I guess my personal nonsense isn't fun to share here anymore.

Kinda sad, but their will always be venues.

Oh, and Chatoyant, Dulcet, Wafture. Denouement?

Perhaps...
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you newz a txans cheerleaderzz? owmfg!1 your coolnesss is so overr my headz.

and youz r so kook that u made the fun of her. wowzer! unbelievable.

how do I be like uz?

#92 studogg, Oct 12, 2009
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RocketRaccoon said:

...Every time a particular poster say anything, crap comes out of the walls, destroying a thread...
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In the spirit of detente:

#93 aghast, Oct 12, 2009

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I'll call you Grammy Sandsplit. Now dance for me.

#94 Rashmon, Oct 12, 2009
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MadMax said:

wow, i did not see that coming at all. these guys are adults...i'm not condoning anything. i might be trying to divert from it, though.
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So you agree with the taliban??

#95 ima_drummer2k, Oct 12, 2009
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aghast said:

In the spirit of detente:

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Wow.

#96 kpsta, Oct 12, 2009
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So you agree with the taliban??
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they make great falafels.

#97 MadMax, Oct 12, 2009
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You're starting to look like a "Violet" too, kpsta. "Violet"s all around, I say.

Everyone's a "Violet"!

#98 aghast, Oct 12, 2009

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Holy crap.

Grover?

#99 thacabbage, Oct 12, 2009
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MadMax said:

wow, i did not see that coming at all. these guys are adults...i'm not condoning anything. i might be trying to divert from it, though.
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I understand that if a situation is not bothering you how can you possibly be condoning it. That is why I stated "nothing personal".

As far as this thread being perfectly cromulent, I embiggen myself to disagree. (see, you can teach an old dog new tricks)

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