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Carmelo Haiku Thread

Discussion in 'Houston Rockets: Game Action & Roster Moves' started by don grahamleone, Jul 9, 2017.

  1. malakas

    malakas Member

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    Dolan is the boss
    Knicks to take back morey's trash
    we want cheerios
     
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    awaiting a Melo trade
    excitement rising
    productivity declining
     
  3. Spacemoth

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    "To hell with the ball,"
    said the superstar salesman.
    "Lemme hold some [​IMG]."
     
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    When will this crap stop
    Exam soon but I f5
    Dolan dis your fault
     
  6. Haymitch

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    Weekend of loose stool
    Microwaved a burrito
    Someone kill me please
     
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    New post in this thread
    Sauces announcing the trade?
    Just a haiku lol
     
  8. malakas

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    Can't have GM who speaks
    Knicks think of suicide
    Morey's evil laugh

    But some fans insist
    that Rhyno is better still
    they are crazy
     
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    The Beard is cooking
    And C P 3 is Ohh-ing
    Melo is just chill
     
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  10. TracywtFacy

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    They Poke Fun At Us

    Jim, CP, Melo, Tony

    But We Will Laugh Last
     
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    for milky sugar-o
    we trade you excrement
    start spreading the poos

    he's leaving NY
    all your base is belong
    to elvis dork
     
  12. heypartner

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    7-5-8

    That's a bold strategy, Cotton. Hope it works out for him.
     
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  13. heypartner

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    6-6-5
    5-6-4

    CF.net is drunk.
     
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  14. malakas

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    It's been two years
    Knicks trade gift Cavs the ring
    Now Rockets turn
     
  15. pippendagimp

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    refuse submit to
    onji breathalizer when
    drink spiked mello yello
     
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  16. ghettocheeze

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    Our butts will be hurt
    if baby face potato
    fails to deliver.
     
  17. Williamson

    Williamson JOSH CHRISTOPHER ONLY FAN
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    I like Carmelo
    but they damn well better not
    throw in mighty Joe Chee

    Dynasty over
    if Joe Chee is included
    in the Melo deal
     
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    *IGNORE* WRONG THREAD* Haven't looked through this thread, as I'm sure littered with Melo talk... so i dont know if its been mentioned, but Marcus smart is being shopped (to clear space for Hayward) last I heard we were looking for backup pg. He's young and improving and would fill a role especially if we can't keep Paul. Any interest, do we have anything to trade?
     
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  19. malakas

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    The Fat ass flopper
    will still stay in Boston
    Brad took the bullet.
     
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  20. Williamson

    Williamson JOSH CHRISTOPHER ONLY FAN
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    Haiku this isn't
    Also not about Melo
    Marcus Smart? Really, bro?
     
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