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Carmelo Haiku Thread

Discussion in 'Houston Rockets: Game Action & Roster Moves' started by don grahamleone, Jul 9, 2017.

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  1. don grahamleone

    don grahamleone Contributing Member

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    "Bo is the Last Syllable"
    by Don Grahamleone

    Dikembe Mutom-
    bo Mpolondo Mukamba
    Jean-Jacques Wamutom
     
    #21 don grahamleone, Jul 9, 2017
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  2. Daddy Long Legs

    Daddy Long Legs H- Town Harden

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    Nice! That one works when you read it as hps definition of idiot. Well done

    one of the better more cryptic haikus!
     
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    heypartner Contributing Member

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    Melo threads abound
    Not one, not two, not three ... but
    To infinity
     
    #23 heypartner, Jul 9, 2017
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    topfive CF OG

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    Harden, Paul, Melo,
    Yet Holic still wants Ricky,
    My newsletter says.
     
    #24 topfive, Jul 9, 2017
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    heypartner haiku
    he of the illegal smoke
    smacks of Buzz Lightyear
     
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    B-Bob "94-year-old self-described dreamer"

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    More threads than assists,
    And much more money than wits.
    The ball will stop here.
     
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    haiku excellence
    everything is better with
    Ricky Rubio
     
    #27 Os Trigonum, Jul 9, 2017
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    Griffin is now out
    of course the haiku thread is
    where we break the news

     
    #28 Os Trigonum, Jul 9, 2017
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    Stripper is pregnant
    Pull up better than pull out
    Daryl Maury help
     
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    Forget D. Morey.
    The guy who got us Melo
    is Triangle Phil.
     
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    topfive CF OG

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    Sometimes one can feel
    Like he's spent his whole damn life
    Waiting for Woj bombs.
     
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    This is impressive
    very funny to me, Fool
    why you no pull out?
     
    #32 Daddy Long Legs, Jul 9, 2017
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    Daddy Long Legs H- Town Harden

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    I certainly hope
    When melo news is broken
    It breaks in this thread.
     
    #33 Daddy Long Legs, Jul 9, 2017
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    Another Melo thread??

    [​IMG]
     
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    how sweet that would be
    but when I want news it's from
    basketballholic
     
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    Boobies everywhere
    She turns me on quite a bit
    Boobies are pushed up
     
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    Banana boat he rides
    Donut goes missin with Morey after
    Melo away
     
    #37 daywalker02, Jul 9, 2017
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    Dayumn Bob...
     
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    I did it. It's done
    ...updated my 2K team
    They're fricken fun man!
     
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    One Thread to Rule All
    One Thread to Bind All Clutchfans
    This is The One, Fam
     
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