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Britney married?!?!?!

Discussion in 'BBS Hangout' started by bigtexxx, Jan 4, 2004.

  1. pippendagimp

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    Didn't this whole scenario happen in a Friends episode too?
     
  2. Kam

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    blah blah blah blah britney spears blah blah blah blah blah, who cares, blah blah blah.
     
  3. LongTimeFan

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    Obvious miquote. The source clearly said stoned, not stunned.
     
  4. drapg

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  5. Faos

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    I assuming he didn't sign a pre-nup...does he get half?
     
  6. bamaslammer

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    Did he at least get a honeymoon romp upstairs? :D
     
  7. SmeggySmeg

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    I'm sure there will be a home movie on the web in the next few days
     
  8. Manny Ramirez

    Manny Ramirez The Music Man

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    I'm glad that you said that instead of me.....
     
  9. Rocketman95

    Rocketman95 Hangout Boy

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    Yeah, since it was a pretty silly comment.

    Her album is currently double platinum. That's really worthy of her doing this for publicity purposes.
     
  10. VesceySux

    VesceySux World Champion Lurker

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    Seriously. I'd have my lawyers ask for half of what she makes in one day's time (length of marriage). Might net out a couple thou (minus lawyer costs), when all is said and done.

    Plus, you've always got the talk show circuit and exclusive interviews (with The Inquirer, People, US Weekly, etc.). This guy could make a nice little nest egg from one night's worth of work.

    But I'm sure the question on everyone's mind is... No, wait. Let Baqui say it...
     
  11. ima_drummer2k

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    From Britney, I'd rather have a pre-nip...
     
  12. Manny Ramirez

    Manny Ramirez The Music Man

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    So, out of Jeff's possible reasons, you are saying that she is stupid and/or drunk??
     
  13. francis 4 prez

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    hey manny, did you know your boy moby worked on her album? probably did. oh, and thanks for pairing me with people who don't regularly post in best poster tournament. i damn near got to the 3rd round b/c of it and don't think i wasn't happy.

    and i'm not sure if 1 million copies in 3 weeks is lagging sales.

    from jeff's list, i'm going with 1, 4, and 5 with an assist from #1.
     
  14. Faos

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    Yes, indeed it is double platinum but not doing well by her past standards. Hillary Duff is even kicking her ass. To say this wasn't done for publicity purposes is foolish.
     
  15. Rocketman95

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    I think there's a very good chance she was drunk. People do stupid stuff when they're drunk.

    If she wanted publicity, she'd probably do it a little different. Say what you want about the Madonna kiss, but it was outstanding publicity. This isn't.
     
  16. Manny Ramirez

    Manny Ramirez The Music Man

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    f4p,

    You are welcome about the tourney and Moby is SOOO 2000; it is all about Jack Johnson, now!:D
     
  17. ima_drummer2k

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    Her whole existence is publicity.
     
  18. Hippieloser

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    How long 'til Xtina tries to top this?

    Although I'd assume Xtina would marry something more X-TREME(!), like her underage female cousin or perhaps Dennis Rodman.
     
  19. bamaslammer

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    If there is......the productivity of the nation will be zilch as men around the U.S. enjoy that movie over and over and over and over......you get the idea. :D One very naughty prayer that I pray is that a Brittney sex tape will come out, some time. Man, would I love to see that.
     
  20. fadeaway

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    That's a pretty crazy marriage license. I had no idea that Britney was such a bandwidth thief.
     

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