Revolution starting slowly out here. Will cautiously start operation dog walk, armed w extra poop bags.
Windy and rainy here at the lake. But, there is a boat parade later this afternoon, perhaps a sneak attack is in the works.
Ain’t fighting no war today. It’s too rainy. But can you guys finish it off before the big fireworks display tonight (if it goes on)
rallying point is katy! it should be empty. coordinates: 29.7858° N, 95.8244° W I'm losing signal. Repeat losing signal.
Yeah, I'm grilling this afternoon. I'll have to catch up with the revolution a bit later. Let me know where to catch up with the rebel army. This is going to be good fun.
I am moving with troops on the far western front, driving from San Jose to Los Angeles. So sign of battle yet.
The 'Murican Navy (brought to you by Bud Light) had taken up defensive positions throughout the Highland Lakes earlier today, with regular patrols being performed by numerous personal watercraft and speedboats, although the thunderstorms that just rolled in have likely dampened their resolve. I feared for my safety venturing out on the water, so I have merely been observing the situation from my hilltop command bunker, aka The Slack Shack.
I was able to get my small platoon here well food and supplies. Day 1 so far has been a huge victory in the civil war. Way to go team!
Today I served in the Texas Progressives 3rd mechanized infantry battalion. We flanked some wingnuts on 290 and pushed them jerky eaters into a Buccees where we laid siege until our Prius batteries started getting low. We had to abandon the siege to re-charge but we'll be back!
Uhmmm yeah, extremely tacky. What can you really say? I suppose it exemplifies the person and what he is in this for.
I had to retreat earlier than expected because the damn Starbucks barista put real milk instead of soy into my skinny latte and I started feeling bloated.
I applaud your dedication but I didn't have an outfit for the rain and decided to not go out. The rain would of also totally ruined my manbun.
Last night I sent bottle rockets and Roman candles towards the enemy, the night was filled with explosions and concussive blasts. The Mexican neighbors had the numbers but I had the firepower advantage. In the end the battle subsided and a stalemate was tentatively reached.
The number of r****ds setting of giant fireworks in a neighborhood where none should be going off made me think there actually was a war.
