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Best/Worst Nicknames in NBA History

Discussion in 'NBA Dish' started by heypartner, Apr 10, 2008.

  1. TexasFight

    TexasFight Member

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    to me nothing beats:

    Pistol Pete Maravich

    and

    George "Iceman" Gervin...


    there is just something about "Iceman" that fits Gervin to a freakin' tee....
     
  2. plcmts17

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    Best - Cedric "Cornbread" Maxwell
    John "Hot Plate" Williams

    Worst - Harold "Baby Jordan" Miner
    Allen "The Answer" Iverson
    Dan "Thunder" Majerle
     
  3. cneptune

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    Best: Video Game James
    Worst: Big Cactus
     
  4. DaDakota

    DaDakota Arrest all Pedophiles
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    Thomas Two Sandwiches Hamilton
     
  5. Castor27

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    Thanks for the list. THere are some seriously bad names on that thing. I mean, c'mon, Adam Morrison is "Ammo". Shouldn't it be "Out of Ammo"
     
  6. Lil Pun

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    Pig Miller was always funny to me.
     
  7. Codman

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    Best (other than the one's mentioned): SnackJack, Half Man Half Amazing, Cat Mobley,Bonzi
    Worst: King James, "Manuuuuu!"( In Sir Charles' voice)


    Cod
     
  8. Lil Pun

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    I didn't realize that Bonzi was a nickname. lol
     
  9. Easy

    Easy Boban Only Fan
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    No, but Bouncy is. :D
     
  10. Prometheus

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    Flyin Ryan Bowen (Best)

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  11. Launch Pad

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    Best: The Human Highlight Reel
    Worst: The Mailman
     
  12. Alvin Choo

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    MJ. That got to be worst ever.

    Even Jordan and Magic make fun of each other by calling each other MJ.

    Best nick name i like is Run TMC, yeah, its on 3 different people, but so what, its still a nick name.
     
  13. blu_monkey

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    Popeye Jones
    Cadillac Anderson
    Reign Man
    Kenny Sky Walker
    Mad Max
    White Chocolate
    Emmanual "E-mail" Davis
     
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  14. Shroopy2

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    well this guy sure took it to heart
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  15. Shroopy2

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    Best: Older nicknames come off cooler
    -Artis Gilmore the A-Train
    -Downtown Freddie Brown - even if he was a scrub thats classic
    then
    -Vinceanity
    -Yao has good ones, the Great Wall, Ming Dynasty

    Worst:
    - Kenny The Jet Smith
    - "J-Smoove" Josh Smith
    - Sasha The Machine Vujacic
    = all self given and lame. Sasha's the worst

    ABSOLUTE WORST
    - Boobie. NO MAN ever should accept a nickname like "Boobie" EVER.

    DJ Augustin gonna come into the league with the nickname "Vulva"?
     
  16. ImmortalD24

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    You mean Ginooobliiiii!!
     
  17. Yaozer

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    M-Jor

    oh wait, was he already Air Jordan? Damn!
     
  18. deadlybulb

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    It was "Hot Rod" Williams, if you're referring to the guy from the Cavs.
     
  19. br0ken_shad0w

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    Best:
    -Hakeem The Dream
    -Pistol Pete
    -The Human Highlight Reel
    -Air Jordan
    -Agent Zero
    -The Admiral
    -The Iceman
    -Magic
    -Choclate Thunder
    -AK-47 (it's perfect)

    Worst:
    -T-Mac
    -D-Wade
    -CP3
    -CB4
    -KG
    -AI
    -Melo
    -etc.
    Also,
    -Big Cactus (or the majority of Shaq's nicknames)
    -Black Mamba
    -King James
    -STAT <--My all-time worst nickname
     
  20. B-Bob

    B-Bob "94-year-old self-described dreamer"

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    No there was a different dude, with a weight problem. It was pretty funny. I think his middle name was Sam, and you can find him on Wikipedia or stat databases.
     

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