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Battier's beard...

Discussion in 'Houston Rockets: Game Action & Roster Moves' started by ElDobleK, Apr 3, 2008.

  1. stipendlax

    stipendlax Member

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    Now he just needs to develop some crazy, **** eyed look. You know, start yelling jibberish just to scare the hell out of people.
     
  2. ElDobleK

    ElDobleK Literally Zan Tabak

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    He sort of looks like a pirate. Or a lumberjack.

    Both very manly endeavors.
     
  3. itony

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    im telling you guys,he's gotten darker too!

    his black genes must have recently activated
    ...or he activated them himself to get ready for playoff time
     
  4. Dave_78

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    heeeeeey you sillies!

    Battier's beard looks super!!

    (no homo)
     
  5. rocketman1979

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    its bringin the krazy outta him
     
  6. DaDakota

    DaDakota Arrest all Pedophiles
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    The wind resistance from his whiskers must be slowing him down, we need a clean and resistance free Battier to have a chance in the playoffs.

    Shave that rascal Shane, for the good of the team.

    DD
     
  7. jasonemilio

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    You know who should grow some facial hair?

    Steve Novak

    Just imagine how imposing he would look ;)
     
  8. AroundTheWorld

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    I haven't seen it, any pics?
     
  9. rocketman1979

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    I agree, it will make him look alot more agressive than he really is. Might get more open 3s.

     
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    I started to wonder what our other players might look like if they boycotted their razors for a few weeks, so I cracked open my photo editing program real quick...

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    *Actually, Novak probably couldn't grow anything if he tried.

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  11. HCoog

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    i want to sex his beard (homo)
     
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    [​IMG][/QUOTE]

    I'm Beginning to wonder if Mutombo really is 50+ yrs. old. Man!! :D
     
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    ^^

    FRIKIN' HILARIOUS!!! :D
     
  14. Shroopy2

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    http://kneelbeforezod.ytmnd.com/

    [​IMG]
     
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    Black genes - ACTIVATE!
     
  17. Bigmarky

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    this is how shocked players are to see mr. clean with scruff

    [​IMG]
     
  18. Bigmarky

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    oh btw if steve novak grew a goatee, all the ladies would throw panties at him, even though they already do

    NOVAK FOR PRESIDENT

    MAKE IT HAPPEN.
     
  19. bewy

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    Shane should really make his beard as nasty as possible so he can get open look anytime ;)
     
  20. RoxSqaud

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    Somebody post a pic of it
     

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