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Bacon Lube - Because it's time for bacon in the bedroom

Discussion in 'BBS Hangout' started by studogg, Nov 17, 2011.

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  1. studogg

    studogg Contributing Member

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    <iframe width="640" height="360" src="http://www.youtube.com/embed/BKC07QdfMJA" frameborder="0" allowfullscreen></iframe>

    If you’ve heard of BaconSalt you may be familiar with J&D’s, who also make Baconnaise and BaconPop. Now they’ve gone way outside the kitchen and are introducing baconlube.

    Says Jezebel.com:

    Now they’ve created a limited quantity of bacon-flavored lube and massage oils for troubled individuals who want their lover to taste more like cured pork.

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    #1 studogg, Nov 17, 2011
  2. Johndoe804

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    Oh my.... That's lulzy.
     
    #2 Johndoe804, Nov 17, 2011
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    i've already been using bacon grease for years.
     
    #3 tmoney1101, Nov 17, 2011
  4. kidcave9

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    That sounds tasty
     
    #4 kidcave9, Nov 17, 2011
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    I'm waiting for Batman to have a heart attack. ;-)-
     
    #5 Deckard, Nov 17, 2011
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    I'm just trying to imagine the person who, in the middle of coitus, thought to themselves, "Gee, I wish my partner's genitals tasted like pork."
     
    #6 BetterThanI, Nov 17, 2011
  7. BetterThanEver

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    The ultimate lube for bbw luvin'.
     
    #7 BetterThanEver, Nov 17, 2011
  8. leroy

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    What? You haven't?
     
    #8 leroy, Nov 17, 2011
  9. Amber Lamps

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    Prude.
     
    #9 Amber Lamps, Nov 17, 2011
  10. Jugdish

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    It'll be Baconnaise by the end of the night.
     
    #10 Jugdish, Nov 17, 2011
  11. heypartner

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    That doesn't seem kosher.
     
    #11 heypartner, Nov 18, 2011
  12. ROXTXIA

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    Ba-da-BUM (*tsh* high hat)
     
    #12 ROXTXIA, Nov 18, 2011
  13. Lil Pun

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    I've order from them before. The bacon salts, mayo and popcorn were very good. I noticed when I order at the time they also had bacon flavored baby formula.
     
    #13 Lil Pun, Nov 18, 2011
  14. Rashmon

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    I knew I should have patented my use of bacon grease years ago.
     
    #14 Rashmon, Nov 18, 2011
  15. superfob

    superfob Mommy WOW! I'm a Big Kid now.

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    George could've used this

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    #15 superfob, Nov 18, 2011
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    I'd like to smear that all over a BMW. :eek:
     
    #16 SwoLy-D, Nov 18, 2011
  17. CCorn

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    Best way to finish a night of porkin.
     
    #17 CCorn, Nov 18, 2011
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