Again, I am right The Astros got their butts whipped will it never end? Now, I just have fun Trying to forecast the end and predict our loss It's hilarious How consistently we choke every single year -- droxford
Slip, slip, slip away. Fading like the setting sun. Astros lose again. Playoffs chances grim. We were in the driver's seat! We are Choke City. But glimmer of hope Still exists! Sweep the Brewers?? Hey! It can be done!
This is painful now just clinch or not please 'stros heart will explode soon Thanks very much cinci Cubs really blew one tonight about ****ing time
And so, once again The Astros reminded us Who they truly are choked it bad this time like an amateur hooker another year gone I wish I was wrong Wish they didn't choke each year But nothing has changed -- droxford
seriously...what's so freaking poetic about 5 syllables...7...and then 5 again? i'm not trying to rag a culture here...but what's so magical about that???
Haikus ain't magic They're actually quite lame And don't make much sense But for some reason It's fun to dog the Astros In a Haiku verse -- (try it!)-- -- droxford
I flush the toilet the poop decends steadily Just like the Astros Astros have no chance Fourteen games behind the Cards They are pathetic Astros just plain suck I had to dig up this thread Said it long ago -- droxford
L'astros Dis-Astros Your suckage knows no bounds Bags Please retire soon MLB Package Just for the ****-ing Astros Now I must vomit I paid Dish Network One Hundred Sixty Two Bucks I should have burned it Watching the Astros Gives me great joy and pleasure I'm a masocist
Ruin the mojo? Cubs, at least, are in second Astros are in fifth Each year I enjoy Watching all the Astros fans Get all excited Then the Astros choke And all the fans get bummed out And I laugh at them Next year, they'll choke, too Fans will get worked up again And, again, they'll choke You'd think fans would learn After so many failures And give up on them But each year they root over and over again for their losing team -- droxford
Nope - not a cubs fan I grew up watching astros Native of Houston Maybe if Astros Ever win chapionship I'll like 'em again Til then I will laugh. And endure the long summers Until Rockets play - Oh, as a side note you must respond in haiku when you post in here -- droxford
fairweather fans suck rooting only for winners where's the heart in that? rooting for rockets even when they sucked so bad made first ring sweeter know the highs and lows that builds all of the passion why we are called, "fans"
I'll love the Astros Even when they piss me off Because I am dumb I hate the damn Cubs I hate the Cardinals too They can eat my ass The Cubs and Cards can Blow me Blow me Blow me Blow me Blow me Blow me
