A little hopeful, probably, but beating the Cardinals just gets my spirits up. So many letdowns beat down division rival hope this is the year. and Bags and Biggio loyal servants of the club get their rings at last
i dont see much games kick the crap out of the cards this is the year word i will bust a nutt if the astros win it all drinks will be on me
astros always choke ever since I was a child they have always choked just a waste of fime why do they even have fans? don't deserve new field they'll choke this year, too like they always have, and will you can count on it -- droxford
Really? By what standard? The Rockets haven't done a damned thing since 1996 (conference finals). Do they "deserve" a new arena? What about the Texans? They certainly don't "deserve" Reliant Stadium. We should have put them in the Dome and made them "earn" their new stadium. As can be seen above, your point taken to its logical conclusion, is silly.
can the 'stros do it? is it possible to win without a black man I am no racist my little haiku response to 610 callers
Cubs have good pitching Cardinals have good hitting Both are still losers Bagwell hits the ball It goes over the damn fence Astros win again Xiki hates Jimy Jimy's Astros are winners what does xiki know dada the skeptic Astros will win the central dada will eat crow
haven hates Jimy Bigg and bagwell are winners dumbass has no role From an optismist who has despised Jimy Williams for the better part of a decade .
win a lot astros make drinking beer fun again while I watch you play Kent mustache awesome Biggio helmet better Bags homerun perfect Pornstar mustache great Helps him collect rbi's No second base void
time to write haikus Never really liked haikus Still, this thread is fun I don't hate the 'stros I like to go to their games M.M. park is nice They just always falter I'd love to be proven wrong But each year, I'm not Too bad astros choke always wanted the pennant Can't get my hopes up -- droxford
Astros lose again History repeats itself Now they're tied with Cubs I can only laugh. Anyone know the Heimlich? This team is choking! Comes as no surprise See my previous Haikus Each year, it's the same -- droxford
* * * FLASH * * * We interrupt this stream of Haikus to bring you an important baseball analogy.... Confucius say: Astros fan is like battered housewife who returns to abusive husband time after time. Fans say, "This time things are different. Things are changed." They return only to have their hopes shot down again and again. And when you ask them why they return time after time, they respond, "Because I love them." It is sad. We now return you to your original thread of amusing Asian poetry -- droxford
Sad? Bah! Makes winning all that much better. Give me the Red Sox over the Yankees any day. Maybe I just have Battered Spouse Syndrome, though. But there's more poetry in losing, damnit!
A Friend of mine was at Vegas over the weekend and he told me that the Astros are favored to win the World Series. He couldn't believe it and when he told me last night I couldn't believe it either!! We both busted out laughing! He talked to a few people there (pitt bosses, bookies, etc..) and sure enough they believe the Astros will take it all this year. They must not know the Astros to well or either they know something we don't. I guess every team that makes it to the playoffs has a chance but the Astros just need to get passed the Braves.
