I don't really care if he WAS drunk, it's not like he was driving. I've smacked into a glass door myself before, lots of people have. Of course, I didn't smash through the thing, cutting myself to ribbons in the process... but I don't have Pence's height/build, either. In any case, he's ok, and he's learned a lesson about door safety.
by "friend", I hope they mean a girl he was banging so it'll be worth his while... COuld have been much worse...
Realizing you have a problem is the first step... "I can laugh at myself. It's just silly if you think someone can just jump through a glass door. It makes sense if you know me, because I'm kind of a spaz anyway. I was just running and running right through a window. I've got to be more careful everywhere I go. I can't be that reckless."
