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Discussion in 'BBS Hangout' started by rimrocker, Dec 13, 2019.

  1. Buck Turgidson

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    What is the last thing you fixed using only ductape?
     
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    CometsWin Breaker Breaker One Nine

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    If Foghorn Leghorn and Smokey the bear had a child would he or she be vegan and why or why not?
     
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    Two mixed breeds, both rescues. One black, short hair, 55 lbs, likes to retrieve. The other is blond, long hair, 40 lbs, does not like to retrieve. Both are about 2 years old we think, though not much is known about their history. The black one was surrendered by a homeless person and the blond one was pulled out of a high-kill shelter.
     
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    What's on second.
     
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    Derek Fisher. Hate that guy. Cheap shot b****.
     
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    Due for new rabies vaccine, plus kennel cough. No big whoop.
     
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    That's a statement. Statements end in periods. Do you have a question? Questions end in question marks.
     
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    Follow up... Which individual do you think is responsible for more shark deaths: Hitler or Steven Spielberg?
     
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    So the dog had a small whooping cough? Are you anti-vax?
     
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    Unless you allude to a question -- right...
     
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    Boy, I say, I say, I say, Boy, you're about as sharp as a bowling ball. Don't you know Foghorn and Smokey are two dudes? Because of that, it is impossible for them to have a child.
     
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    No. Why would I want us to all die from Ebola Flu or something?
     
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    A box that we keep dog biscuits in.
     
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    I'm asking the ****ing questions here... Are you shook up -- do I make you nervous?
     
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    Pepe Le Pew, serial rapist or romantic?
     
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    how do you feel about the Tesla cybertruck?
     
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    Bambi, cartoon icon or prime sandwich meat?
     
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    Have you ever actually rocked a rim?
     

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