And you'll all be watching it on TV anyway, which means I hope Clutch has a Clutch Recap in store... He's better at 'em anyway... I'll still see what I can do about interviews... CD, Griffin, and Rudy are on the top of my wishlist... And that guy that looks like Cato, but isn't... ------------------ "There are three kinds of lies: Lies, Damned Lies, and STATISTICS..." - Mark Twain -
I'll be with a girl You seem pretty proud of yourself. ------------------ I'm so amazingly cool you could keep a side of meat in me for a month. I am so hip that I have difficulty seeing over my pelvis.
How nice of you to take your mom to the game! ------------------ So you run and you run to catch up with the sun but it's sinking, Racing around to come up behind you again. The sun is the same in a relative way but you're older, Shorter of breath and one day closer to death.
You do a great Recap DH, don't put hourself down. We ejoy your input and appreciate your efforts! Great job!!! ------------------ This is our FRANCHISE and these are the RULES - Learn it, Live it, Love it!
Well, would you take a girl to a place where basically you tell her, "Okay, you don't know who any of these guys are, you won't see them on TV playing probably because they're not good enough yet, and I can't talk to you for the next 3 hours cause I'll be concentrating too hard on watching them and writing down their every move, but we'll have a good time together, I promise..."? Seems like a bad PR move... and I did promise I'd take her to a game... But this is also the one I'm least concerned about since it will be televised... ------------------ "There are three kinds of lies: Lies, Damned Lies, and STATISTICS..." - Mark Twain -
Darkhorse, is it okay if I approach you guys, and in an Urkel voice refer to the fact that we hang out on a sports website all of the time? ------------------ Everything is proceeding as I have foreseen...
Better yet, Achebe, why don't you try to work in that pimp angle? I'm sure you could come up with something clever. ------------------
at least he didnt say he would be with a dog.. ------------------ Reporter asks "How close were you to the victim?" Shorty says,"Real close until the roofies wore off. Then she woke up talking about pressing charges, so I took my tongue out of her ass and left." Shorty - Marlon Wayans "Scary Movie" Go Rockets!!! SS
If anybody gets to talk to Mr.Mean tonight ask him in all seriousness what he thinks it would take to motivate Cato ? What buttons has he pushed? Does he respond to anything? I am sure he wouldn't really repond but maybe even a diplomatic sidestep would give some hints as to his thoughts. I bet he pushes Cato around the floor in the pick-up games at Westside. ------------------ The Muffin Man is seated at the table in the laboratory of the Utility Muffin Research Kitchen... Reaching for an oversized chrome spoon he gathers an intimate quantity of dried muffin remnants and brushing his scapular aside procceds to dump these inside of his shirt... He turns to us and speaks: "SOME PEOPLE LIKE CUPCAKES BETTER. I FOR ONE CARE LESS FOR THEM!" Arrogantly twisting the sterile canvas snoot of a fully charged icing anointment utensil He poots forth a quarter-ounce green rosette near the summit of a dense but radiant muffin of his own design. Later he says: "SOME PEOPLE... SOME PEOPLE LIKE CUPCAKES EXCLUSIVELT, WHILE I MYSELF SAY THERE IS NAUGHT NOR OUGHT THERE BE NOTHING SO EXALTED ON THE FACE OF GOD'S GREY EARTH AS THAT PRINCE OF FOODS... THE MUFFIN!"
If you take a girl to summer league game and she really enjoys spending time with you while you write down the recaps, you are the man.. ------------------
Gene P., we really need some kind of rules about length of signatures.. ------------------ It looks like a veteran can Be had.
On my way out now... Strictly interview attempts for me tonight... I figure if you don't have ESPN2, then enough other people will be talking about the game that you'll figure out what's going on.... See y'all later... DH ------------------ "There are three kinds of lies: Lies, Damned Lies, and STATISTICS..." - Mark Twain -
Which Girl tonight DarkHorse, A or B or have we introduced a third enterant into the Darkhorse Sweepstakes. ------------------ "The things I enjoy most, I suck at: 1) Sex: everything's fine until she makes noises." - Achebe
This was "just-a-friend" girl, Smeg... And boy does it suck to go to a game with a girl that doesn't know anything about basketball when her team won... At one point during the game, I was going on about how the Jazz were going to suck for 15 years after Stockton and Malone retire thanks to their bad decision making and putting too much stockin veterans... to which she responds, "Whatever! We have some good young guys!" I was thinking to myself, okay maybe a couple, but no one to get super excited about... Then she's like, "I mean, Benoit, he's really good." :O I kept my mouth as shut as I could... ------------------ "There are three kinds of lies: Lies, Damned Lies, and STATISTICS..." - Mark Twain -
If you are willing to go to the RMR next year, I would ask a favor of you. Take a stun-gun, some chloroform, or a large blunt object and please disable the ESPN production crew. If possible, replace them with some well-trained lemurs. The lemurs are optional. Their coverage of the game was horrific. I saw more of Rusty LaRue, and Jack Stockton than Eddie Griffin. ------------------ The time for logic and reason has come and gone. It's homer time now. Believe.
