[Premium Post] Honestly, it is not possible to write a better script for what promises to be a true circus of an election year. I have been besieged with requests to return. I cannot sit idly by, watching episode after episode of Pasion y Poder, and miss the chance to impart my wisdom on all of you during these truly historic times. On one side of the aisle, we have a criminal running against a communist. FBI Suspect Hillary Clinton is taking on Bernie “shower on Tuesdays” Sanders. I am quite sure this was once an episode of Bumfights: Nursing Home Edition. The great under-reported story of 2016 is whether there has ever been a weaker set of Democratic primary candidates. FBI Suspect Hillary Clinton is completely dishonest, has the worst record as Secretary of State in history, and her husband is a terrible rapist (according to Bernie’s brother Larry). Then you turn to Bernie and see a 74-year old whose views and wardrobe have not changed since he took his microbus to Woodstock. The man sits on a special, Independent, island of insanity within the Senate. He literally spent his honeymoon in the Soviet Union. On the other side of the aisle, we have TRUMP, Man of Accomplishment, running against a couple of sweet talking Latinos, who every time they open their mouths they sounds like they are trying to get into women's panties! The_Conquistador is not yet endorsing any candidate, but like always, I will advise you to vote for the candidate whose spouse you would have sexy time with for the least amount of monetary incentive. Because of this, I am leaning Rubio at the moment – his wife is a former Miami Dolphins cheerleader.
*Cracks open a vintage bottle of 2008 "Barack Obama Limo Blowjob Theory"* *Swirls around in glass* *Injects intravenously* Ho...Ho....Ho...
OWNED FIRST REPLY FROM GATE /THREAD he has a point... the ship has sailed on the act .now it feels like gallagher on the down side of his career this is what desperation looks like in bbs form. I will say this -of all the alt account characters this one ranks higher. kagy was a good one too. some are better than others.
I don't think that's quite fair, but it is perhaps a less than ideal relaunch. <iframe width="420" height="315" src="https://www.youtube.com/embed/_Loik4Ii2g4" frameborder="0" allowfullscreen></iframe>
Black Gallagher will live forever. <div style="background-color:#000000;width:520px;"><div style="padding:4px;"><iframe src="http://media.mtvnservices.com/embed/mgid:arc:video:comedycentral.com:98f1f802-ed00-11e0-aca6-0026b9414f30" width="512" height="288" frameborder="0"></iframe></div></div>
Any updates on him fighting multiple guys on the subway and banging super models? Dude was an operator well before the times.
I'm not sure the experts have come to a consensus on that particular issue. I'll say this: Hillary's been getting hammered by the Right for over a year. She's still doing fine in National polls. We've yet to see how the general electorate will feel about Bernie after months of attack ads. So with that in mind, and considering the tire fire that is the Republican field, I'd say for this specific election she's probably the strongest candidate that either side has to offer. Historically, she's certainly weaker than Obama or Gore (though she's obviously campaigning much more competently than the latter). Probably about on-par with Kerry. In a different year, that would scare Dems.
You're a complete moron. Gallagher on the "down side" of his career was still amazing. This act is just stale. Ronny>
you are white knighting gallagher and iRonny? nice. dude wah is right. actually gallagher is good people I take that back
