Anybody want a job?

MoBalls · Feb 22, 2008

Trader_Jorge said:

I'm going to buy this skating rink out, automate everything, then fire everyone else except the janitors. I will then sub-lease the saved space to a peep show kiosk. This will drive traffic to the rink and create sexual energy that can only be worked off by a vigorous skating session. I will then recapitalize the entity with an extraordinary amount of debt, shield all pre-tax income with interest expense, pay myself back, and then sell to the highest bidder. This will enable me to pocket a large sum of money, move to Florianopolis, Brazil, and live a life on the beach, lifting weights and sexing women all day long.

So who here wants to be a janitor?
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Tudo Bem

Juggernaut · Feb 22, 2008

i applied there once like two years agooh . those bastards never called. oh well. make more money now.

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