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Airline Providing Mile-High Service

Discussion in 'BBS Hangout' started by Rockets34Legend, Apr 8, 2005.

  1. MR. MEOWGI

    MR. MEOWGI Contributing Member

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    Who told you?
     
  2. Mango

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    What class of Soviet/Russian submarines is capable of sustaining/surviving depths in excess of 5,00 feet and is available for sale?
     
  3. RocketMan Tex

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    I became a member of the mile high club a few years ago.

    I threw out my back so bad I could barely walk for a few days afterwards.

    Seriously, bathrooms on an airliner are not made for sex, unless you are a midget.
     
  4. Isabel

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    More problems that we never got assigned in Physics class for some reason...
     
  5. Gutter Snipe

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    The allure of the mile high club was lost for me once I thought seriously about tiny, dirty, airplane bathrooms. Not my idea of a nice interlude with my wife.
     
  6. rrj_gamz

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    Sweet...

    You are now free to do the horizontal lambada...Destination, happy ending...
     
  7. Sishir Chang

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    Crikey! Who are you Tom Clancy?
     
  8. Sishir Chang

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    That does present an interesting problem. In a free fall environment once you shot your load wouldn't that act as a thruster and depending on your relative masses you would either shoot your partner away from you or you from your partner?

    So for sex in 0 G make sure you keep your docking clamps on.
     
  9. Svpernaut

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    Mile High stadium was knocked down... DOH!
     
  10. PhiSlammaJamma

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    Submarine sex cliches:

    I think she's going to blow
    I'm doing all I can to navigate down here.
    I hit the russian
     
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  12. Mango

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    Dives beyond 5,000 feet are possible, but it seems only specialized submersibles can handle those depths.

    ALVIN


    The rates that a company would have to charge would make it too expensive for most couples.

    ....With all of these features, Alvin is not cheap. Science teams should expect to pay about $30,000 each day the Atlantis and Alvin are at sea.
     
  13. Pipe

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    Up periscope!
    Fire the torpedoes!
     
  14. Sishir Chang

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    Open torpedo tube, load tube and flood.

    Ping target.

    DIVE! DIVE! DIVE!
     
  15. KaiSeR SoZe

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    Who wants to get family orientated with me?!
     

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