Airbus wants to make it even worse to sit next to a fatty

Nook · Feb 24, 2016

Trader_Jorge said: ↑

A little known fact is that most planes flying on business flight routes have very under-utilized cargo holds. People rarely check bags on these routes, creating an abundance of very precious cargo space on the plane. There exists a tremendous amount of hidden value in these holds that can be realized by reassigning obese passengers to sit in these spacious holds. I would refer to this new seating section as the 2nd class cabin. A simple, common sense solution would require obese passengers to gate check a bean bag chair, which can be conveniently stowed in the cargo hold should the obese passenger's seat be designated for reassignment in the 2nd class cabin. Toss a few seat belt extenders and a large sack of Choice and Tapas snack boxes down there and all parties should be satisfied.
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LMFAO

Sweet Lou 4 2 · Feb 24, 2016

DonkeyMagic said: ↑

For long flights, I actually like to get on early because I like to make sure i have storage space and I like to get situated (water, headphones, magazines, etc).

But I absolutely don't understand people leaping out of their seats immediately as the light comes on. It's worse when someone from behind you comes and stands right by you with their ass and/or bag in your face (if you're on the aisle)
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Because it's so cramped you just want to stand and get the blood flowing back into your legs! Man nothing feels better than standing up.

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