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A Partial List of Clutchfans "Lingo"

Discussion in 'BBS Hangout' started by Major Malcontent, Aug 30, 2013.

  1. Major Malcontent

    Major Malcontent Contributing Member

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    Hispanic?- A previous poster made a comment that might betray a Latino ethnic origin.

    Caucasian?- A previous poster made a comment that might betray a middle class white background.

    mayzar (maryzar)?- A previous poster made a comment that might betray an attraction to someone on the LGBTQ spectrum.

    YOF- Yao only fan- A person, often from Asia or of Asian heritage that joined Clutchfans in order to support and follow the NBA career of Yao Ming whose loyalty to the Houston Rockets franchaise might have been limited to Yao's tenure here.

    YOH- Yao only hater, a Rockets fan who was frustrated either with Yao's injury history or his fan base and let it impact their opinion of Yao who is by all accounts a great guy.

    LOF- Yao only fan- A person, often from Asia or of Asian heritage, that joined Clutchfans in order to support and follow the NBA career of Jeremy Lin who's loyalty to the Rockets might be limited to his tenure here.

    LOH- Lin only Hater- A person frustrated with Lin's fan base or his play who allows it to impact their opinion of Jeremy who is, by all accounts, a great guy.

    Anne Hathaway- Clutchfans euphemism for anal intercourse

    RideRide- Clutchfans euphemism for other sex acts.

    I'm from Katy should I evacuate- post making fun of imagined or minor crisis.

    I am a middle aged black woman- Reference to a poster who at one point posted a picture of himself as a young white man, and later pretended to be a middle aged black woman to win a political point.

    I don't know the rules concerning the proper usage of "Sura Faints"....any one else have some additions to the lexicon?
     
  2. Kam

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    The Katy one actually started at the chron's weather blog.

    The Sura faints comes from some joke lost in translation.

    For some reason, I think Hispanic comes from a free things to do thread. And the zoo was mentioned.
     
  3. durvasa

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    Joe Joe Go Stros!
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    rockHEAD Rule...no pics or it didn't happen.
     
  5. Castor27

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    My Life with Michael Keaton- The answer to any question about movies. It came from a thread where someone asked about the movie which My Life was the answer. It was posted about 30 times in a row.
     
  6. CometsWin

    CometsWin Breaker Breaker One Nine

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    Folks, this is real.
    He look ok.

    We need a whole thread just for the Drexlerisms.

    Clubbing baby seals.
    Nothing but net (ball rattles around the rim six times)
     
  7. cheke64

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    Lmafo. A poster pretended to be a white then a black woman. Oh my fawking gawd
     
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    "X", the black "Y"

    Where "X" is not black and "Y" may or may not be black
     
  9. shastarocket

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    Surprised SpaceCityKid's numerous contributions were not in the first post, lol
     
  10. cheke64

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    Link to this plz
     
  11. Yonkers

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    Kam - his young girl fetish
    Thadeus - effing anything that moves, especially your mom
    DD's - numerous pictures from his vlogs, etc
    SwoLy's - smiley faces and that's what she said
    Moestavern - neckbeard
    ??? - That's no moon
    paulsftk - 8/10
    luckyyy - gambling and crashing cars
     
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    This was a truly great day for the internet.
     
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    Sura faints.
     
  15. BetterThanI

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    It's not "Sura faints", it's "Sura falls in faint"

    Also, missing :

    "It's summer, people suppose get horny"

    "Who wants to sex Mutumbo?"

    "maybe, maybe no"
     
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    I think it was "Sura fall in a faint" to be exact.

    I think "Mazyar" is the correct spelling.
     
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    i'mma claim this one. moes called him out after i brought it to his attention...

    :cool: <--- i so cool
     
  19. finalsbound

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    pix or shens!
     
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    chow_yun_fat - lover of vivi
    mayzar - gayzar
     

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