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A little pity from my friends

Discussion in 'BBS Hangout' started by Another Brother, Feb 28, 2004.

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  1. Pole

    Pole Lies, damn lies, stats, and peer reviewed studies
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    I woke up today, and I still have a small penis.
     
  2. Roc Paint

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    We have a weiner! Why do you call yourself pole again?;)
     
  3. HAYJON02

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    I know! Being white sucks! :mad: :D ;)
     
  4. rudager

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    My deepest sympathies during your troubled time...
     
  5. moestavern19

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    fa sho.
     
  6. RocketsPimp

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    You should be glad your at least white in that sense. You could be asian!

    ;)

    I apologize to all asians(and the mods) in advance if you are offended. I'm sure not all asians are lacking in that area. I mean Yao Ming surely has to be packing.....right? :eek:
     
  7. nyquil82

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    actually now i feel better knowing that i have a bigger penis than you insecure white guys. things may be down but i can always count on my oversized penis, which is so big that i can't do certain positions with my gf without hurting her. i feel a lot happier knowing that i will never have to buy a huge SUV or an expensive sports car when im 40.
    thanks
    -mostly asian guy
     
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    I drive a mini SUV. Im only 1/2 compensating.
     
  9. Another Brother

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    Deckard- Yeah, my son's martial arts instructor is somewhat of a character too, but what can we do? Not whip their butt, however a slip of a nun chuck to the nuts might not be a bad idea.

    THX

    nyquil82- My tooth feels a little bit better, but as you are too young to have a root canal, I may be too old! I vote to pull this sucker after I get home, hope you feel better.

    THX

    Roc Paint- The only good part to this week is that the Rockets haven't lost since I've been here, but there's always Seattle!

    THX

    HAYJON02- Hope your hangover is better, hell that's the last thing I need but at least it would have meant a fun night before...not happening here.

    THX

    rockHEAD- The only store I've been to here is the Hooters. Apparantly this the time of year that Wildebeest roam...

    THX

    T_J- p*rn away from home tends to frustrate me, but I did see an interesting piece on Polar Bears on the National Geo "graphic" channel. Those animals can really hump.

    THX

    basso- Good news about the baby, please let us know when you guys have it.

    THX

    Refman- Sometimes I need a little help with perspective.

    THX

    CHAD- Next week WILL be better.

    THX

    RIET- The mall is depressing.

    THX

    giddyup- Sorry about your friends mom...I guess things for me COULD be a lot worse.

    THX

    Pole- The one thing that made me go, "You know life ain't actually THAT bad this week...

    LOL THX
     

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