A dedication for this disastrous joke of a season.

The Rocket Dilemma:
'Tis the Season to Suck
by: finalsbound

Oh Houston Rockets...what's up with the luck?
This season has completely sucked!
It looked real promising at the very first,
And now it has turned for the absolute worst.

Willis and Taylor - a good front court pair!
Then Mo has to suffer an achilles tear.
It's okay, it's okay. We've got Stevie, right?
Nope...his foot, unfortunately, won't heal overnight.

So...G-Money's gonna be the man.
But no shot + bad foot = DAMN I miss Shan.
Taking the Lakeshow into overtime
Was the ill-fated start of a real crappy time.

So Steve, Rice & Mo on the injury list
And then Cato hustles...and injures his wrist.
Ah, we were gonna contend for a playoff seed,
Now Mo decides to try a little bit of weed.

So the $50 mill man decides to get high,
And Wiz has back spasms...sigh, sigh, sigh.
And while Cat, on two sprains, goes for a loose ball,
he gets the wrong one...smack into KT he mauls.

We've got a CBA point starting who dribbles w/o care,
And a center whose hook shots only seem to find air.
An endless streak without a win.
Winning, I guess, is an abominable sin.

Now Hakeem and 'Los decide to kick us harder.
Damn Dream we suck, and you've got Vince Carter!
And I guess all the losses drove him to drink,
But, c'mon, Steve. Did you actually think?

So our star player gets cuffed for DWI.
If it was said we were okay, it would be a damn lie.
Soon the rooks will be the only ones left.
But with our luck, they'll then be arrested for theft.

So we'd start at forward, Rudy T.
And at the point we could put in lil' Calvin Murphy.

 

Thanks, you guys.

Writing about or drawing the Rockets is a great way to pass time in class when your supposed to be studying for finals.