2015-2016 NFL Season Thread

It appears Marshawn just announced his retirement during the Super Bowl.

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<blockquote class="twitter-tweet" data-lang="en"><p lang="und" dir="ltr">✌ <a href="https://t.co/wesip4IhOR">pic.twitter.com/wesip4IhOR</a></p>&mdash; Shawn Lynch (@MoneyLynch) <a href="https://twitter.com/MoneyLynch/status/696525541826924546">February 8, 2016</a></blockquote>
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<blockquote class="twitter-tweet" data-lang="en"><p lang="en" dir="ltr">The Rams announced they've released LB James Lauinaitis, DE Chris Long and TE Jared Cook.</p>&mdash; Albert Breer (@AlbertBreer) <a href="https://twitter.com/AlbertBreer/status/700767885283594240">February 19, 2016</a></blockquote>
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Go all in for Jared Cook

 

Chris Long and JJ Watt? Yes please. Jared Cook would immediately be our best tight end

 

Shiiiiiiit, what about Lauinaitis? I want Mr. Tackle Machine on my team.

 

<blockquote class="twitter-tweet" data-lang="en"><p lang="en" dir="ltr">Former Cowboys RB Joseph Randle arrested &amp; charged with aggravated battery, drug possession &amp; criminal damage <a href="https://t.co/bkf7dq86AE">https://t.co/bkf7dq86AE</a></p>&mdash; Bleacher Report (@BleacherReport) <a href="https://twitter.com/BleacherReport/status/701456512229761025">February 21, 2016</a></blockquote>
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So Mccoy and 63 M for a draft pick?:

<blockquote class="twitter-tweet" data-lang="en"><p lang="en" dir="ltr">Eagles-Dolphins now trying to finalize trade that will send Kiko Alonso and Byron Maxwell to MIA for draft-pick comp, per league<br>source.</p>&mdash; Adam Schefter (@AdamSchefter) <a href="https://twitter.com/AdamSchefter/status/706932421267222529">March 7, 2016</a></blockquote>
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Eagles are breaking up another failed offseason dream team.

Dolphins keep on chasing those big, expensive names, with no success.

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<blockquote class="twitter-tweet" data-lang="en"><p lang="en" dir="ltr">Does it matter? Maxwell is vastly overpaid and Alonso was horrendous last year and looks shot. <a href="https://t.co/dbOv9CoCxm">https://t.co/dbOv9CoCxm</a></p>&mdash; Jeff McLane (@Jeff_McLane) <a href="https://twitter.com/Jeff_McLane/status/706934840738881536">March 7, 2016</a></blockquote>
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<blockquote class="twitter-tweet" data-lang="en"><p lang="en" dir="ltr">Calvin Johnson retires from the National Football League: <a href="https://t.co/8YgcYxLjNS">https://t.co/8YgcYxLjNS</a> <a href="https://t.co/IdC1yIMX8R">pic.twitter.com/IdC1yIMX8R</a></p>&mdash; Detroit Lions (@Lions) <a href="https://twitter.com/Lions/status/707234454163623936">March 8, 2016</a></blockquote>
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<blockquote class="twitter-tweet" data-lang="en"><p lang="en" dir="ltr">Ok, to finally clarify (per <a href="https://twitter.com/AllbrightNFL">@AllbrightNFL</a>):<a href="https://twitter.com/hashtag/Eagles?src=hash">#Eagles</a> get 8th overall pick, 4th rd pick.<a href="https://twitter.com/hashtag/Dolphins?src=hash">#Dolphins</a> get 13th overall pick, Alonso &amp; Maxwell.</p>&mdash; Doug Moore (@DMooreNFL) <a href="https://twitter.com/DMooreNFL/status/707316426844082176">March 8, 2016</a></blockquote>
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He put on a ring on it! Congrats Russ & Ciara!

<blockquote class="twitter-video" data-lang="en"><p lang="en" dir="ltr">She said Yes!!! <br><br>Since Day 1 I knew you were the one. No Greater feeling... <a href="https://twitter.com/hashtag/TrueLove?src=hash">#TrueLove</a> <a href="https://twitter.com/ciara">@Ciara</a> <a href="https://t.co/qsufVC6snm">pic.twitter.com/qsufVC6snm</a></p>&mdash; Russell Wilson (@DangeRussWilson) <a href="https://twitter.com/DangeRussWilson/status/708391740680572929">March 11, 2016</a></blockquote>
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<blockquote class="twitter-tweet" data-lang="en"><p lang="en" dir="ltr"><a href="https://twitter.com/hashtag/Steelers?src=hash">#Steelers</a> WR Martavis Bryant facing a year-long suspension for violating <a href="https://twitter.com/NFL">@NFL</a> substance abuse policy, per source (<a href="https://twitter.com/Dejan_Kovacevic">@Dejan_Kovacevic</a> was 1st)</p>&mdash; Ian Rapoport (@RapSheet) <a href="https://twitter.com/RapSheet/status/708725701139152896">March 12, 2016</a></blockquote>
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