Interesting thread... I may come up with more but for now, I will say only one: Curt Schilling - that fat guy who played Frances in "Pee-Wee's Big Adventure" or a blonde-headed John Goodman
Johnny Damon is... Unfrozen Caveman Player. "Mr. Umpire, your strange and alien rules confuse me. I'm trying to hit the small ball that man on the dirt mound keeps throwing at me, in pure self-defense, mind you, but that big, monstrous sound box above frightens me too much to swing this strange block of wood. Besides, there's no possible way that last curveball hit the inside corner of the plate, as you've been calling a tight game all day."
David Ortiz - The guy who played the big slugger in Major Leagues Manny Ramirez - Brian Grant Ti m Wakefield - Chuck Norris Francona - David Carradine Bronson Arroyo - Emenem Pedro Martinez - Sleepy Floyd Tony LaRussa - Elton John on barbituates Julian Tavarez - Gollum
Speaking of Dennis Haysbert, does anyone else find it funny that this guy went from being the Voo Doo slugger in Major League to the President in 24. I keep on expecting President Palmer to get into a fix and then decided that his best way out is to sacrifice a chicken.