Center- Greg Oestertag Power Forwards- Popeye Jones Small Forward- Scottie Pippen Shooting Guard- Reggie Miller Point Guard- Jason Williams
Like Francis3 said, any all-ugly team has to include Sam Cassell on it. Popeye Jones may well be the ugliest player in the NBA - good call at PF. And Ostertag - just a disgrace. Helps many Rocket fans because he's a Jazzhole, too, lol...
Chauncey Billups has to be considered. Bowen looks like a dufus. Jason Collins needs to do something with his hair. Cassell is definitely the ugliest. Turkoglu is a close second.
I agree, Sam Cassell and Tyrone Hill must be on an all ugly team. There's no way these ugly mofos wouldn't make the list.
There seems to be a new one of these ugly threads every month..and everytime I'll have this site ready! http://www.cld9.com/chris/nbau2.html
All ugly team should just = Utah Jazz. Malone, Kirilenko, and the funkiest looking face in professional sports, Donyell Marshall
YIKES. That's pure uglyness what a lardass hehehehehe damn ROY thief everyone's favorite uglyman My personal fave - 2002 nba ugly of the year this picture is priceless.
Why is Jason Williams on the ugly team? He isn't ugly at all 1st Team(3 Bucks on here, they are truly the team of ugliness). Ervin Johnson looks like he's straight out of the time of the neanderthrals. Tim Thomas' face has infested my once sweet dreams on a regular basis(exaggerating but thinking of his face, it's the kind of face which makes me lose my dinner). Tyrone Hill and Cassell, no more need be said. And McGrady looks really spastic, he really does. Ervin Johnson Tyrone Hill(team captain) Tim Thomas Sam Cassell Tracy McGrady 2nd Team Ok that story about Ewing at the strip club was very very disturbing. Try imagine his snout pointing towards you waiting for a kiss, that image could possible scar you for life. Patrick Ewing Scottie Pippen Shawn Marion Jamal Mashburn Turkoglu 3rd Team This is like the funny looking team, popeye and Kenny look like there's something wrong with them. I like Lue but he also looks like there's something wrong with him. And Mutombo is just too funny, especially when he has that serious look on his face and he is talking at the same time. His voice is too funny. Mutombo Popeye Jones Kenny Thomas Ty Lue Stack
Wow, that's unrivaled ugliness. Booth looks like he's wearing a Halloween mask, and Coleman on there looks like he's the marshmellow man in the process of melting. lol that was great. Everyone's favorite uglyman indeed.
WHOA!!! Yeah I forgot about ol' Williams. He is also one ugly mother. Man these ugly folks just keep popping up. You guys keep it up, this is one hilarious thread.
I agree, that Popeye Jones picture is just too amazing - I think I am going to use it instead of this smilie in the future.