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2002 All-Ugly Team

Discussion in 'NBA Dish' started by Dave Jamerson, Feb 4, 2002.

  1. Dave Jamerson

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    Center- Greg Oestertag
    Power Forwards- Popeye Jones
    Small Forward- Scottie Pippen
    Shooting Guard- Reggie Miller
    Point Guard- Jason Williams
     
  2. Francis3

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    No cassell? NO MICHAEL RUFFIN!?
     
  3. mfclark

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    Like Francis3 said, any all-ugly team has to include Sam Cassell on it. Popeye Jones may well be the ugliest player in the NBA - good call at PF. And Ostertag - just a disgrace. Helps many Rocket fans because he's a Jazzhole, too, lol...
     
  4. Hottoddie

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    Chauncey Billups has to be considered.

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    Bowen looks like a dufus. :D

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    Jason Collins needs to do something with his hair.

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    Cassell is definitely the ugliest.

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    Turkoglu is a close second.
     
  5. clutchdream

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    What no Tyrone Hill???
     
  6. verse

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    any all ugly team MUST include anthony mason.
     
  7. boomboom

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    Razor Elbows Malone
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    Razor Chin Kirilenko
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  8. Lil Pun

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    I agree, Sam Cassell and Tyrone Hill must be on an all ugly team. There's no way these ugly mofos wouldn't make the list. :eek:
     
  9. SteveFrancis3

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    All ugly team should just = Utah Jazz.

    Malone, Kirilenko, and
    the funkiest looking face in professional sports,
    Donyell Marshall
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    YIKES.

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    That's pure uglyness

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    what a lardass

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    hehehehehe

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    damn ROY thief

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    everyone's favorite uglyman

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    My personal fave - 2002 nba ugly of the year

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    this picture is priceless.
     
  12. IluvtheLakers

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    Why is Jason Williams on the ugly team? He isn't ugly at all

    1st Team(3 Bucks on here, they are truly the team of ugliness). Ervin Johnson looks like he's straight out of the time of the neanderthrals. Tim Thomas' face has infested my once sweet dreams on a regular basis(exaggerating but thinking of his face, it's the kind of face which makes me lose my dinner). Tyrone Hill and Cassell, no more need be said. And McGrady looks really spastic, he really does.

    Ervin Johnson
    Tyrone Hill(team captain)
    Tim Thomas
    Sam Cassell
    Tracy McGrady

    2nd Team
    Ok that story about Ewing at the strip club was very very disturbing. Try imagine his snout pointing towards you waiting for a kiss, that image could possible scar you for life.

    Patrick Ewing
    Scottie Pippen
    Shawn Marion
    Jamal Mashburn
    Turkoglu

    3rd Team
    This is like the funny looking team, popeye and Kenny look like there's something wrong with them. I like Lue but he also looks like there's something wrong with him. And Mutombo is just too funny, especially when he has that serious look on his face and he is talking at the same time. His voice is too funny.

    Mutombo
    Popeye Jones
    Kenny Thomas
    Ty Lue
    Stack
     
  13. IluvtheLakers

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    Wow, that's unrivaled ugliness. Booth looks like he's wearing a Halloween mask, and Coleman on there looks like he's the marshmellow man in the process of melting.

    lol that was great. Everyone's favorite uglyman indeed.
     
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    [​IMG] Were these two separated at birth?[​IMG]
     
  15. JJ

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    I have been afraid of this guys face for a while. He also needs a dentist.


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  16. SteveFrancis3

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    LOL!

    This one has always scared me the most:
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  17. Lil Pun

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    WHOA!!! :eek: Yeah I forgot about ol' Williams. He is also one ugly mother. Man these ugly folks just keep popping up. You guys keep it up, this is one hilarious thread. :D
     
  18. ROXRAN

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    I vote for George Foreman, er....Coleman.
     
  19. AroundTheWorld

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    I agree, that Popeye Jones picture is just too amazing - I think I am going to use it instead of this :confused: smilie in the future.
     
  20. outlaw

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    ugliest = steve nash
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    cutest = fred hoiberg
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