1. Yes = No 2. No = Yes 3. Maybe = No 4. We need = I want... 5. I am sorry = You'll be sorry 6. We need to talk = You're in trouble. 7. Sure, go ahead = You'd better not. 8. Do what you want = You will pay for this later. 9. I am not upset = Of course I am upset, you moron! 10. You're certainly attentive tonight = Is sex all you ever think about? 11. I love you = I need new clothes 12. Honey, I am sick = I don't want to cook 13. Honey, you can play golf this weekend = My mom is coming 14. You look tired = Are you cheating on me? 15. Let's have sex = I need more new clothes 16. Honey you want to talk? = Don't bother me 17. Do I look fat to you? = Watch your mouth 18. How is your work? = Where's your paycheck 19. Let's go to the mall = I need a bag-carrier 20. I am going shopping, do you need anything = Give me your creditcard
