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Am I a bad person for enjoying this? This is even better than when Bill Walton was out of TV work due to the strike. Hey, Bill! Got any...
Haven't you been reading the site lately? He came out of retirement so that you might have eternal life. And I'm going to have His baby. Even...
Computer translation: Mike James is a queen. He has heart, which is the best we can hope for, since he's not playing with a full deck. Better give...
Let me get this straight. We threw up Moochie Norris, and the Knicks made us eat him. The Grizzlies threw up Stromile Swift, and we made them eat...
Whaddya say, fellas? How about a couple dozen of us take Scottie out back and see if he's up to it. My guess is that the old groin, teeth, and...
The sudden mass Van Gundy buttsmooch cracks me up. First he was the devil, now he's standing next to Jesus in The Last Supper. If I'm ever an...
Easily my favorite thread of the last 24 hours. Thank you, JBC. Let's save the Stockton thread for the next post-loss whinefest.
Quit blaming screw-ups at the end. We should have been 10 up by then. We're half a team. Offense, including free throws, is something we...
That Van Gundy, what a kidder. Doesn't like an unhappy player blabbing to the media, so he thinks up a joke at the player's expense and tells it...
I like these trades. Fast team trades big slow guy to slow team. His value and happiness instantly increase, with no great loss to his former...
Maybe James will use his no-trade kicker to demand that his new team add a no-bench kicker.
I always thought the Battier trade screamed "Daryl Morey." I agree with #1, though. And yes, that does mean Van Gundy is a -- what's the nice...
OK, thanks for the clarification. And thank you, David Stern. So if I understand you, the whole thing boils down to either us or the Spurs passing...
I guess I'm not getting something. I thought the 3 division winners get the top 3 seeds. In that case, we can't be #3 since we won't catch the...
Overachieving is just another name for hard work. Take it as a high compliment.
Oh, God, please, please, let Jeff Van Gundy re-up in Houston. I can't believe I ever wanted to fire Jeff Van Gundy. What will it take to persuade...
However, plans have been complicated by the death of Anna Nicole Smith.
I'm still very upset about losing Eric Piatkowski.
Bonzi = Key lime pie
Agreed. So I just changed the thread title from "to" to "about."
