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Welcome to the Darkside! ;) :D Just kidding....that place is da bomb. Their food tastes so good you forget it's vegetarian. They make some...
Bingo....even though school food was crap when I was a kid, it's even worse now. Remember sloppy joe day at your old elementary school? Do you...
Took the words right out of my mouth! Best fried green tomatoes on planet earth! So...for one day....eat a meal at Mary Mac's and go to the...
Me too. :D
Oy Vey! That'sa Italiano! :D
Noise cancelling headphones and an Ipod will solve your problem. If not, buy a gun.
An ex of mine got married and moved to Orlando in 2004. She absolutely hates it. She calls it Borelando. :D
Harrisment..I hope it happens. I believe Hatton-Mayweather would be much more entertaining than DeLaHoya-Mayweather.
Patrick Knight's last joke was a real killer..... ;)
Nope. I like a couple of Schvoogienader's movies, and he's a Republican. I just never got into Bruce Wilis....from that TV show he did with...
Never been a big Bruce Willis fan. One of my friends looks a bit like him, and tries to use that to his advantage in female pickup situations....
It's a combination of both, but much more due to the first reason than the second.
This Game Is Better
My nuts are made of steel. Chuck Norris kicked me in the nuts once. He broke his leg and went home crying like the little girly man he is....
Baaa means redesign your football uniform but don't make too many changes. :D
Or the most nearsighted..... :D
The ultimate betrayal is your SO stealing your winning lottery ticket and running off with the yard man. :D
Pop music is for r****ds. There, I said it. :p
I agree one gazillion percent. Maybe we can get Gilbert Gottfried to run for the Senate. Looks like we're already going to have Elmer Fudd...
Judging from RM95's original post, it doesn't look like he is looking for a "serious relationship". The guy is going through a divorce. The last...
