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I think I made that quite clear in my post. Re-read it if you want clarification.
There's no difference between felons and soldiers, anyway Note: that link will work today, 11/18/01, and then the Chronicle will move the...
"Very funny, girlie-man. When I find out what 'phallic symbol' means, I'm going to pound you."
I like to get up in their face and say, "What did you say? HUH? WHAT DID YOU JUST CALL ME!???!"
Deh one who just answered de phone!
Go in there and say, with a Pakistani accent, "I live down the street from you, and your daughter come to my house, and she kick my dog. And...
I don't know, I can't really be seen in public with a big p***y.
Look, no more, OK? Thanks for the sympathy. Let's just drop it. I was making a joke. No more, no less. Sandy is an extremely nice, bright,...
You're not late. It turns out I'm a ****ing idiot. It's OK though. I'm drunk and bitter and writing some really good songs.
Jeez. I'll never forget his "Rookie of the Week" run, when he first came up back in what, 1987? I remember thinking how great he was going to be,...
Everything from November 1, 2000 until August 1, 2001.
Coma-- what's "football"...?
No, he's from New Jersey. DUH.
They're no Brittany Spears.
Well, exactly. For that, she became not only unsexy but retroactively unsexy. I mean, ugh. She's now known as Paul Cole, I believe. Played in...
Hey, I don't give a **** about any of that. I don't like waiting. I don't care if the patient has a spike through his head and is also the...
A group of wise men once said, "You gotta let a ho be a ho."
...but I found this mildly amusing. I had mono in the spring and on one occasion, had to go to the emergency room at 1 AM. I waited three hours...
Eddie, at least now, I think you know why the orangutan would endure that crap with a smile on his ugly, romper-esque face.
Right, sure he does. I bet in college, Osama told chicks he was hung like Ron Al-Jeremiah, too.
