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:rolleyes: The old "devious motives" card. Good one. Have you guys heard the one about how gay Boy Scout leaders are only in it because they're...
One has nothing to do with the other. That comeback was like saying, "Funny you call me a liberal and yet you eat fried eggs for breakfast...
My two favorites... 1) Jekyll (v)-- to become violently angry and accost someone, e.g., "Dude, Munoz got drunk and totally jekylled." 2) Kit...
Are you completely deranged? You may not be a sheep, but you're definitely a parrot, repeating the same poorly thought-out cliches about Mack...
Me and some middle school friends once convinced a kid-- Greg Marlowe was his name, big red-headed kid-- that our class guidance counselor had...
How silly (that's my nice word for it). It might have been the first time we ran it this year, but that play has worked all season long in any...
You guys crack me up. I couldn't begin to count the number of consecutive days or estimate the number of total times. The latter is probably in...
"Exit", by the Black Crowes. Another great song they chose not to release. Assholes. PS: This song doesn't make me want to kill anyone. Music...
Yaaaay!!!!!!!!! Kagy starts a "Best" thread of his own! Anyway, my votes go to Busch first, and Lone Star second. I am halfway hammered on...
I read that same column and was outraged by it. On the bright side, he almost certainly has a pension to look forward to. This is strictly an...
...am I just missing the point, or are the two families that object to Santa Claus the biggest ****ing idiots around? What the ****? Santa...
I was just teasing, RM95.
Not much to say about this one. I feel for you, man. One word of advice: never do anything over the phone. Go eye to eye. It sucks and it's...
The whole Coldplay album. ****, what's it called, "Parachutes" maybe...? I don't know, I put that one away right after my last breakup. I was...
No, I am pretty sure RM95 and Shanna are roommates.
Actually, picking a lock is not as difficult as you might think.
"Fat", by Weird Al Yankovic.
I learned I can't ****ing spell the word "grateful" properly, apparently, re-reading that post.
And if they say they cannot cut your rate, ask to speak to a supervisor. At one of my CC companies, the twits that answer the phone cannot...
I learned over Thanksgiving that I might as well quit watching football. It's not likely to get any better than: * Texas 21, Texas A&M 7. *...
